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This is a good one. I made a fort. Designed like big halls, with towers, and each tower was a different workshop place, with stockpiles and such. The entire thing was built under the ocean. I lost the fort and found it in adventure mode, but half of it was flooded, and I spent hours travelling through it, using my pump system, to deflood it and try to get as much treasure as possible. Its so massively fun, to be walking through a fort to suddenly open a door and have water rush out and drag you half way down a hall and into a hole. I actually drowned. I made left a pump running and got washed into a well, and escaped into a room, with water above it, and water below it, and I drowned swimming up and out.

Most awesome thing I ever did?  I was running a dwarven wrestler (his skill was legendary by this point in the adventure), who was remarkably fast.  Ambushed, and surrounded by six wolves, I had him grab each of them as they came close.  Three with one arm (upper arm, lower arm, hand), three with the other (upper arm, lower arm, hand).  I then started throwing: two of them hit nearby trees, one of which exploded (the wolf, not the tree), and killing the other instantly.  One of them flew off-screen, and I never bothered to see where it went.  A fourth one hit a tree, then lay there stunned.  I now had two wolves, one in each hand (on their heads).  I proceeded to do what I did to raise my wrestling skill quickly: I tortured them to death.  First, I pinched their noses, the pain rendering both unconscious.  I then began gouging everything I could, then ripping out teeth and tearing off ears.  When they finally passed out from the pain, I started towards the last wolf, who, by the time I got halfway to him, had started limping away: a front leg and back leg were broken, and a few organs were damaged.  When I reached him, I gave him a complete set of broken legs, gouged his eyes out, then released him, sat a safe distance away, then watched the wolf slowly bleed to death.  It took a bit longer than expected, but I'm a patient man.  While I waited, I started licking the wolf's blood from my character's armor, although I quickly filled up on that, it was rather entertaining, watching a wolf bleed to death while drinking splattered wolf blood.

Remember, on Dwarf Fortress, 9 times out of 10, Evil = Awesome.

Quote from: Chilton on August 13, 2010, 01:28:35 am

Quote from: Macalano on August 13, 2010, 12:20:31 am

Kill the child, for everyones sake.

No, kill it then use its mighty body as a weapon!

Or at least the Fist of Nestlefed

Kill the child, for everyones sake.