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Messages - Chilton

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Then all we need to defeat the zombies on the surface is 300 or so militia, no problem.

Suuuure. Good luck with that!

Reading all this makes me think - maybe it's time for mass zombie incarceration project? We can build our insane asylum of caged zombies deep underground, where they will be used as a weapon sacrificed to magma gods used to train the copper-clad marksdwarves forgotten

Right - Shut out anything with the word "Crossbow" in it, well pretend that never happened, and just keep it with the Asylum part, and We might keep Your Corpse :)

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I wouldn't imagine a handful of non legendary Militia could clear the surface, but having a few around just in case theres a breech or something would be a good idea.
Also make sure there isn't piles of corpse pieces lieing around the fort, since everything seems to be going smoothly ATM i'm imagining the RNG gods might send us a sneaky necromancerin in the near future.

I think 30+ Militia killed all of 4 or 5 in the past.



Looking good Felcis!

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I love how I was busy for 2 days, and barely anything has changed. :P

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...Heeey Snamoz Stozuslusmbu Stusmexakon! Welcome to Markedangels! Please dont become a Zombie.

The delay is fine, Good Sir. It was worth the wait. The question now becomes, how useful the Anvil will actually be :P

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Before that happens, I must post a fable:
Aesop: The fox and the grapes.
Your on  8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqEtq34dSUo&list=WLEAB784316E1B7788&index=41&feature=plpp_video
What has this thread turned into!? Are we just posting wierd shit from youtube!?
....I'm in!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rurBHWxYaR0
The SS on my jacket stands for "super smooth" :P

Btw. Chilton where does your facination with wrestling come from?
It was mostly happening because the first time We had a big wait for an Update, the Thread kinda died. So I figure, derail it a bit when there arent regular Updates. If there starts being Daily Updates, Ill stop any derailments with an iron fist :)

As for Wrestling, I just really like watching it.

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Ill be forced to post more Professional Wrestling if there isnt an Update soon!
YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WARNED!

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Now that most of my educational obligations have been dealt with, I might be inclined to have a go as overseer.
Two conditions:
§1
The fortress won't crumble to its demise (which seems all too probable, what with the long wait).
§2
It'll be in time before a retreat from the civilized world for the summer (unless I find decent internet access).
Well, Im sure it wouldnt hurt *too* much if I slid You in right after Me, since Youre working on limited time, and Youll be at Your freshest sooner rather than later. Ill give it 24 hours incase xczxc or Bluesproto strongly disapprove :)
Plus, You probably wont get us all killed with redundant ideas :P

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So, I just curbed an 80+ zombie siege in my fort with a giant bridge deathtrap hallway... I made a hallway 40+ tiles long, put four bridges in it, connected them all to a single lever.

Then, I put a stairway at the very end of this hallway, got just up to the surface, then I burrowed four miners right by the thin floor still seperating the hallway from said surface. I told them to mine out downward steps, unburrowed them, reburrowed them far inside the fort, then set the lever to repeat. I helped the miners make their escape by building a bunch of fortifications behind the upward stairs at the end of the hallway, then plopped my marksdwarf squad behind it. They cut down the initial wave of zombies in time for my miners to make it to safety. The only dwarf I lost was a random dwarf baby who got clawed by a giant bat 50 levels below.

One thing: I made one tiny hole, and if I didnt have a trapped up hallway Wed be into Markedangels: Reclaimed. I.e., Ive already tried something very similar, but with Cage Traps. Lots of them. They swarmed the hallway in seconds.
Its a good idea, though. It could be adapted to work. Just consider that almost everywere on the surface has a horde, and some of them are moving. And I think We have more than 80 problems up there. Burrows were ineffective for some reason.
Additionally, Were all a bunch of depressed, some of us borderline enraged, survivalists. Many of us are injured or maimed already. And We only have x1 Pick.
Itd need to be tweaked, quite a bit, but again, not a bad idea.

Im thinking that Wed need two Hallways, a Suicide Dwarf, and another Pickaxe, before We even considered this.
We lost all our other Pickaxes the first time We dared open one tiny 1 pixel hole, in an empty bit of land free of zombies. The Door was sealed from a smoke cloud rougly 2 minutes later, after everyone blundered outside, despite most of us being burrowed. Most of us proceeded to die, either from Zombies or Berserkers.

Besides - Bathing the World in Magma is vastly more awesome, and suitable, since someones already proposed it ages ago :P
And theres Goblins.

EDIT: Optimally, just read this, for effect:
Armok save me, what the hell is this. I've followed your journals, but seeing this mess myself now...I really fear pressing SPACE now... ;___;
Hoo~ boy...

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Would it be bad for me to call him slow?
Nope - Youre not the one in the spotlight. Go for it!

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Ooh, this may be a bit late, but could I be Dorfed as a Mechanic or Doctor?
Of course, if ones available. And if one isnt, Youll just have to wait for the next migration.

*Giggling*

Whenever that is.

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Hey Slowpoke - Shall We welcome Felcis to the Slowpoke Club?

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If the pics are made and otherwise ready, I have flash and I know how to use it. Heck, I could even make it slightly interactive if you wished.

EDIT: Forgot to quote, this is in regard to that animation talked about earlier.
This is getting progressively interesting

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Vodrilus cancels Watch Professional Wrestling: Too insane.
Vodrilus has gone berzerk!
http://youtu.be/jzjIlni8_qg
The spinning musical fable strikes the thread in the ear, perforating the ear drum and tearing the brain.
The thread has been struck down!
:o
Are We going to start playing a minigame with each other, in which I listen to Weird Storytelling, and You watch Professional Wrestling?

SO BE IT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAx_Tu8fNo4&feature=fvst

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More Wrestling for You ungrateful dastards :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1DwnBD1j1A

In more relevant information, Ive figured out what Im doing on My next Turn.
Its gonna be amazing.

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