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Fuck it, ill wait out the turn. Sorry for the delay, but i was trying to at least do SOMETHING.

1.I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES HOW TO GET MIGRANTS IN!

2.CREEPY KID IS THE ONLY SURVIVOR! HE IS SAFE THOUGH.

3. This I didn't tell you before- the childeren that are wtih Creepy Kid are there to harvest.

If you manage to fck this up I'll...I'll...I'll write a novel dedicated the your extrodianary deeds and your inability to play video games properly. And it willl be of lousy quality!


I guess this still applies-

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Starting to miss the good 'ol days.

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Btw Chilton don't forget to turn it into a story-format when your done killing us off. Imagine Markendangels the complete story - From Despair to Demise.

I refuse to believe any of those three things!

...Youre right though. The next chapter wont be quite as sporadic

Ok.

I cant be bothered taking screenshots right now. Id be taking, like, a million.
Unless something amazing happens.

I dont know where or who our miner is, so im designating a staircase and just hoping it gets done somehow.

I barely know whats going on. I actually dont even know if the people im looking at are the survivors, or just some holed up folks.

This ere diggin aint gonna get done, is it.

DO WE HAVE ANYTHING?!

Fuck it, ill wait for a migration wave.

Vodrilus has become a chained up recruit. How bloody useless.

SOMEONE FUCKING DO SOMETHING!

Oh look, Migrants.

Oh look, an increasing number of corpses.

Is there actually a way into the goddamn fort?

There isnt, is there.
Bloody hell.

I cant even kill us in a fiery charge of doom.
This is horrible.

Brewing a drink? HES BREWING A MOTHER FUCKING DRINK?! I... Im at a loss. I want this one guy to dig a fucking hole, all his labors are disabled except mining, and HE WONT DIG THE FUCKING HOLE. OH MY GOD.

Sarek the Forgotten Beast is enraged. Im fucking enraged. Youre just bitchy, you little shit.
If i didnt have ethics id flood this place with magma.

Fuck it, im unsealing the Fort.

Someone on the surface went stark raving mad.
A Migrant, within seconds.

There, the forts open.

I just realised how pointless that was.

Were fucked, arent we.

Im not even sure what im doing. Theres noone with the tools to do anything, or the will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWbD2WVLyek
Through our weakness we go stronger!

How the FUCK did that creepy kid get out of the secured off ar... i dont even care.

How was opening the fort a good idea? I wasnt really thinking. Just trying to make SOMETHING happen.
By Armok.

Am I missing something here?

Yes, creepy kid! Tantrum! Go berserk or something. Just fucking do SOMETHING.

A kid is getting drunk in a random room. Im so confused. Is HE one of the safe people who can do work?

The stray cavy boar is missing. Oh no.

I need a break/

Chilton-
"I am going to note right now, that this is going to be may be somewhat difficult. I have made this situation to force You to do certain things in ways one wouldnt in a, how shall We say, more Normal Fort.
Of course, it isnt as hard as it could be. But on a scale of 1-10, 10 being Suicide, I estimate this SHOULD be a 7. Or something. If it isnt, Ill damn well make it a 7.
Lastly, be the Awesome Community You already are."

I'd say that part of the op is a bit outdated by now....
(too lazy to edit a proper quoting )

Quote from: Jarod Cain on August 30, 2012, 03:30:33 am

I love this fort, it so needs to be on the Legends page.
-J-

11? I think not! Its only, like, an 8. We are A: Not in a wasteland or glacier. B: Not near a Necromancer. C: Not near an impending Vampire Apocalypse. D: Not at war with everyone.
THEN it would be an 11.

I love this fort, it so needs to be on the Legends page.
-J-

 

I downloaded the current save... how are they not dead? How long have the clowns be in town? Gesh! 

 


...Update in the near future coming thing yes. This isnt easy!

Quote from: slowpokez on August 27, 2012, 10:45:48 am

@Felcis- They got flooded with water...

No, they are fine from what I can see. I mean the real "Deep Forge" btw., the one with the anvil and stuff. Not those old Glassforges that noone used in ages anyway.

@Chilton: Okay, so should we start working on the funeral speech already?

Dont worry, gentleman. Ive got this! I have a plan, and im sure itll work.

0:50 onwards!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI_mQNdR7zE

I'm on vacations, but I'm still watching. Good luck Chilton, you'll, indeed, need it.

Yay! Were all fucked.
*Let me say in advance. I fully volunteer to record myself reading this update out loud, in my amazing update voice noone has ever heard*

Now where is that party pooper who wants us all dead.
Oh looky here! Troll blood!
And... Dead... Things.
Where oh where is everyone? Oh my.

Sup Olon the baby. Youre like, half a man, just chillin in that room there.
Sup.

Oh look, the magical doom catapult! Yay.

I love how Vodrilus is a prisoner.

Hi Deduk!
Hi Litast!
Hi Ineth!
Hi Obok!
Howdy Tulon!

H...W... What the fuck is... Who... Whatever. Thats... Thats glorious. Thats just glorious.

Ha ha were so fucking dead.

Only four forgotten beasts. UghghhhhhYAY!

We are so fucked.

I cant remember if I actually explained in the past.
Ill do it again anyway.

Its all about HOW We die. If We died of a FB, then the Reclaim would be a mission by some survivors who fled to kill it.
Invasion, and itd just be a closing statement for how doomed the place is, with an epilogue.
Dieing out or Berserkers and thats the end. Or Hell. Or anything like that. Its how We die