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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Adventure mode = 100,000x as fun
« on: January 29, 2012, 12:55:38 am »
Being a town lurking serial killer.
That is all.

ooo we are drawing closer to that arnt we...

anyways i just cant wait to play the full version of DF on my 90th birthday!.


on topic: evil zones will actually be a threat to adventurers, instead of somewhere you walk through on the way to that next quest.

Eh?
YOUR 90th for a Full Version? More like, the Beta Release. :D

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Longest Lasting Dwarf Fortress (?)
« on: January 28, 2012, 09:21:48 pm »
Alternate answer: eventually the FPS death will come, no matter how much processing power you have, so there is a theoretical limit.

Quick Question: How does it always come? I cant seem to actually find a definition of FPS Death other than that the FPS eventually goes to shit.

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Youre not into trade, but you are into butchering.
Your Population is high, but Youre still just a measly city.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Stop Hitting Yourself!
« on: January 28, 2012, 09:14:39 pm »
I was also a bronze collosllous. So. :l
ah the true wonders of genesis, playing as a bronze colossus so you can throw elves by their dick.
Great. Now you have me seeing a Bronze Colossus intricately using its index finger and thumb to delicately lift up an elf by the phallus.
Someone draw that.
IT MUST BE DONE!
Id do it, but i only just bloody woke up.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Adventure mode = 100,000x as fun
« on: January 28, 2012, 08:47:17 pm »
Being a town lurking serial killer.
That is all.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: January 28, 2012, 11:05:16 am »
Ain't no problem broheim, a man's entitled to his opinions. Not his fault that i make things he doesn't like. :P
And speaking of which...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Could this be an arc??? Meanwhile, non-hamstone dorf.

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A+ LOGIC THERE DORF

Oh My God.
You realise this LITERALLY JUST NOW HAPPENED TO ME.
I built another Glass Furnace on a different level, but still.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: January 28, 2012, 10:32:58 am »
Dont listen to Jaxy.
Hes probably been too busy licking the goo off of the backs of Lizards to appreciate Dwarvern Magnificence.
:D

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: January 28, 2012, 07:17:49 am »
And thus, Cult of Hamstone was created :P

This is hamsome.

Oh God, You just gave Me an Idea.

Find a Boulder. Dig a Channel under it leading to a Room, but leaving it held up.
Put a Dorf in the Room.
Drop the Boulder.
Chant about Hamstone whilst it falls.
Cheer when it hits!

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: January 28, 2012, 06:43:02 am »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

HAMSTONE!!!

Yay.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: January 27, 2012, 11:13:41 pm »
The amount of laughing caused by the posts and comics since my last post is astounding.
Same here :D

And Chilton, you got some epic drawing skills.

Since I suck at drawing, I just stole an image from google image search and did this:

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I tried drawing the mouth (which is like an icon of badassery) but it didn't really look like a mouth since it's a real boulder.

Well, whilst I may be decent at Dwarfi... GAH. DRAWING, I often lack stuff to draw.
That is... UNTIL NOW.

Soon, My Friends. Soon...

EDIT: Dwarfing isnt something Im writing to be funny. I actually keep writing D W, instead of D R. Then obviously the third letter is A, so DWA instead of DRA, then R, so DRAW DWAR. So... yeah.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: January 27, 2012, 10:36:57 pm »
There is going to come a point where I get My lazy ass up, get My Tablet, and actually Drawf... Eh... Draw... Hamstone.

Also, these are why Ive not Uploaded anything lately.
Until then:

ILULKATDIR GO!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Have fun folks!

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: January 27, 2012, 12:34:42 pm »
Now I must see if I can summon an Idea upon ye, Good Sir ;)

What about a dwarf shaped Urist McBlock, who walks up to his enemies, then collapses on them? :D
Dwarf shaped? OK HERE YOU GO

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He's rather less hammy than Urist McBoulder. In fact i think i shall officially name that boulder Hamstone. In the near future i shall try to make him approach bossknight-level hamminess, but actually getting there is probably impossible. :P

Oh my god.
I think Im in love!

C-c-can... can i keep it?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Weird dream
« on: January 27, 2012, 12:33:19 pm »
Not Adamantine, but I have dreampt of DF. I was somehow seeing it from a DF view, and my view at the same time. I was in a corridor. There was a store room on the left, and miasma coming through a door on the right. I wanted to go past it. Then i got confused and woke up.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: January 25, 2012, 05:59:18 am »
AW YEAH BITCHES

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HE ROLLIN (though technically this might be more Urist McBoulder than McBlock)

Now I must see if I can summon an Idea upon ye, Good Sir ;)

What about a dwarf shaped Urist McBlock, who walks up to his enemies, then collapses on them? :D

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Hi, I'm here to destroy the world.
« on: January 22, 2012, 07:55:36 pm »
No, wait... OH MY GOD. TOADY DESTROYED THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE AND IT MOVED US ALL BACK IN TIME AND WE READ THIS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN TODAY THEN WE WENT FORWARD IN TIME AND AND AN*explodes*

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