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Quote from: MrNuke on December 15, 2010, 09:26:09 am

"(Far out shouts) YOU DIDN'T BUY THE RING! YOU BOUGHT THE KITTEN! YOU STOLE THE RING AND CHUCKED IT IN MAGMA!"

"Oh, well... What do you want for the ring?"

*Zips back to the fortress*
*Almost punches metal militia in the face*
"I want YOU!"
*Dramatic orchestra starts playing*

"(Far out shouts) YOU DIDN'T BUY THE RING! YOU BOUGHT THE KITTEN! YOU STOLE THE RING AND CHUCKED IT IN MAGMA!"

Rewind Time!

"Zips back to fort"

"I will take that bin of goblets"

*Contemplates punching Master of Merchants in the face*
*Decides to hold off, and just zip away*

*Zips back*

"I will take that"

*Grabs bin of goblets*
*Punches Merchant of menace in the face*
*Zips away*

*Continues telling guards to slaughter fortress!*
*Suddenly haults gaurds*

"Hang on, i have another! Wait, thats just a fake..."

*Resumes slaughtering*

"Hold on, i found something else in my bucket of happyness. It seems to be the rare and fabled -ring of death-. Any buyers?"

Lord Montgomery Fondlebottom (Krath, Human)

search around in my sidebag for a bag of tea.

{5} - You search your sidebag for some tea. You somehow forgot the actual amount of tea you brung, and you brought heaps.
Teh Results: INVENTORY added to character sheets
                      Tea gained (Earl Gray, Lady Gray, English Breakfast, Black and Radioactive flavours.

Mr Draven (KaguroDraven, Red Dragon)

eavsdropping for information on where I can find things to add to my horde.

{1} - It seemed the entire populace of the tavern relized there was a dragon there. This 'aint good...
Teh Results: Red Dragon vs 30 Angry Tavern people!

Airibeth Aramkirr (MetalMilitia, Elf)

Brinking Ale

{1} - It seemed it wasnt ale...it was some kind of anti-elvic acid...
Teh Results: Melting Mouth

Ted (EddyP, Elf)

In a tavern hawking wooden crafts and sternly lecturing the tavernkeeper to replace the wood fittings with stone.

{3} - It seemed the tavernkeeper ignored your entire lecture, ands since you were busy, you forgot to hawk those crafts.
Teh Results: Nothing

Faelyn (Ragnarok97071, Changeling)

Glamour: Round Ears, Tone done looks

{5} - It seems you remembered how to tone down your looks...really well...
Teh Results: Toned down looks, rounded ears

Sarton (SeriousConcentrate, Skelatal Cursed Giant)

In my eternal quest to find something to occupy my unlife, I head inside the tavern and ask the owner about any local troubles.

{4} - You head inside the tavern, and find a tavern keeper ignoring an elf. You ask him if he has any troubles, and responds with "You see that red dragon in the tavern...kill it. You shall be rewarded for completing this task."
Teh Results: Inside Tavern
                Quest Given "Kill Red Dragon in Tavern"

Lord Zion (Maxicaxi, Advisor)

Create dasterdly plot

{1} - Nah, you don't feel like creating a dastardly plot, instead you decide to get eaten by the Red Dragon
Teh Results: Inside a dragons guts

Remember, you now all have Inventory. Continue posting char. sheets! Oh yes, so many 1's aswell!

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