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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Planklash, The City of Freedom
« on: November 04, 2010, 12:14:32 pm »
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Kogan 'Spadger' Vaboklerteth, Broker -16th Timber, 251
I was approached in my mechanics workshop by the liasion as the others were loading the goods onto the depot. He had some concerns about the "fine" crafts we wanted to sell them.
Asmel: Greetings from the mountainhomes, blah blah blah. What the hell are you guys loading onto the depot?
Me: Fine rock crafts made out of equally fine dolomite, of course.
Asmel: Fine? Rock crafts? Are you kidding me? Do you think what the mountainhomes need right now are mugs and figurines? Made out of a flux stone as well? Did you fail forge class or don't you know what a flux stone is?
Me: Now, now. There's no need for namecalling. You can use the crafts for both decoration and steel making. Don't you think that's a wonderful deal?
We argued for about 3 days straight about whether I was a greedy bastard or not and whether he's getting a good deal or not (Answers: Yes and no. But I argued the opposite of course) The entire fort population and the traders were trying to see the spectacle as Asmel and I yelled and hurled rock mechanisms at eachother. We eventually reached an agreement (The agreement was that the elfs were stupid and would gladly trade for those crafts, which the mountainhomes could make a horrid amount of dwarfbucks from) and I ordered booze, bags of sand, pitchblende and other useful goods for next years caravan.
It's good to be a dwarf.
Kogan 'Spadger' Vaboklerteth, Broker -16th Timber, 251
I was approached in my mechanics workshop by the liasion as the others were loading the goods onto the depot. He had some concerns about the "fine" crafts we wanted to sell them.
Asmel: Greetings from the mountainhomes, blah blah blah. What the hell are you guys loading onto the depot?
Me: Fine rock crafts made out of equally fine dolomite, of course.
Asmel: Fine? Rock crafts? Are you kidding me? Do you think what the mountainhomes need right now are mugs and figurines? Made out of a flux stone as well? Did you fail forge class or don't you know what a flux stone is?
Me: Now, now. There's no need for namecalling. You can use the crafts for both decoration and steel making. Don't you think that's a wonderful deal?
We argued for about 3 days straight about whether I was a greedy bastard or not and whether he's getting a good deal or not (Answers: Yes and no. But I argued the opposite of course) The entire fort population and the traders were trying to see the spectacle as Asmel and I yelled and hurled rock mechanisms at eachother. We eventually reached an agreement (The agreement was that the elfs were stupid and would gladly trade for those crafts, which the mountainhomes could make a horrid amount of dwarfbucks from) and I ordered booze, bags of sand, pitchblende and other useful goods for next years caravan.
It's good to be a dwarf.
