I miss having big dogs. Little dogs are shits, who will betray you. Except old pugs. Old pugs are the best.
Nah man, ever had a miniature pinscher? Its like a small doberman thats actualy useful. Its nearly exploding with anger all the time, and actualy makes a good guard dog. Also playful as all hell.
See, I live with a Yorkie, and she's the absolute fucking worst. I bet if she was like, my dog? She'd be a lot nicer to me. I want a nice big Shibe or German Shep.
Shepards have a reputation for either being adorable cuddle buddies, or otherwise horrible nightmare fuel. In Australia they're on the list of dangerous dogs along with pit bulls and such. In some places they're the third most common breed that's bitten people, but I believe that's because they're commonly owned by people who mistreat them or use them agressigely.
My own dogs are small highly strung yappy excitable barks at everything lapdogs, when I say lapdog I really mean it, the shihtsu maltese will spend the whole day right next to me if I'm feeling lazy on my day off and stay in bed on my laptop.