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Did someone say dwarven rave parties?

Artifacts are considered destroyed when built into buildings
Buildings made of non-magma-safe materials will occasionally melt if there is magma anywhere on the map
1 in 1024 dwarves gains no benefit from consumption of alcohol

Here lies Urist McMiner
Murdered by a tree
while digging outdoor farm

This is still active? Damn.

I guess I need to update the OP.

My first thought was more along the lines of this.

Late Summer

Oh my armok…



What in the world just happened?

One moment ago, all the animals were in their cages, nice and safe from the extremities of the outside world.
Next thing I know, I hear a loud *CREEEEAAAAAK* followed by the chaotic cries of dwarves and animals as 16 cages simultaneously open themselves.

Beak wolf hunters (they look like giant ugly wingless birds), goblins, rhesus macaques, and a massive minotaur all come stampeding about in the zoo now gone crazy.

Oh, I see one of my traps went off as planned!

I see you also forgot to check on my dwarf. (she went insane, that's why I stopped early)

And nobody fell into my second trap, I see.

Look, if I want to argue that he has never done anything useful, is it really a good idea to only point to one post? You seem to think the answer is "yes". Why?

You want me to explain why I call zombie's posts scummy? All right, I'll point to The One Big Example, since you seem to prefer that.

Quote from: ed boy on August 19, 2011, 08:34:07 pm

zombie urist, if you were scum, would deliberately let yourself get killed if it meant that your buddy was likely to go one and win?

Probably. It really depends on who my partner was and how skillful he is. I don't know how I can "deliberately let" myself get lynched without doing something really stupid.

He basically said "maybe, depending on everything". So tell me, in what way is that not scummy?


Also, I did ask you a question. You gonna answer it or should I just assume this whole thing has been a scum ruse?

The question is, basically, "Why did you do this thing that you explained while you were doing it?" Why is that not a shitty question? If you wanted to claim his questions weren't shitty, that's probably the single worst one to point to -- why did you choose that one?