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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: April 30, 2011, 12:18:46 pm »
Dear Urist McJeweler;
Where did you get your credentials as a jeweler?
I fail to see why it was necessary to, instead of decorating the incredible plethora of gold and aluminium crafts lying around, or even the earthenware crafts, or the shell crafts the flipping mayor keeps mandating....
Why, oh why, do you find it necessary to encrust every used [Large Troll Fur Loincloth] and [Large Troll Fur Sock] in the fortress? Not to mention that we now have the gaudiest, most expensive bee hives in the world. And yet, you have not decorated a single item made of metal. EVER.
Do you know how embarrassing it is to trade (pre-worn) jewel-encrusted socks and loincloths to the humans (preworn by TROLLS)? If you weren't the only jeweler in the fortress, I would have you flung into the volcano.
Where did you get your credentials as a jeweler?
I fail to see why it was necessary to, instead of decorating the incredible plethora of gold and aluminium crafts lying around, or even the earthenware crafts, or the shell crafts the flipping mayor keeps mandating....
Why, oh why, do you find it necessary to encrust every used [Large Troll Fur Loincloth] and [Large Troll Fur Sock] in the fortress? Not to mention that we now have the gaudiest, most expensive bee hives in the world. And yet, you have not decorated a single item made of metal. EVER.
Do you know how embarrassing it is to trade (pre-worn) jewel-encrusted socks and loincloths to the humans (preworn by TROLLS)? If you weren't the only jeweler in the fortress, I would have you flung into the volcano.