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Quote from: Virex on May 25, 2011, 08:05:03 am

Quote from: Ukrainian Ranger on May 25, 2011, 07:23:36 am

Vampires + middle ages.

I read that as vikings + middle ages for a moment. So how about vampire vikings?

DWARVEN Vampire Vikings. 

fighting wereelf ninjas

slightly insane dwarf

tell me,what dwarf is not?

be a SMART wolf.
he is a dwarf.With a <<-Wolf Leather Armor->>.
That means,that someone has modded in a reaction,to make armor out of hides.
so,wolves always attack in a pack,dont they?
HE HAS KILLED AN ENTIRE PACK WITHOUT PROBLEMS.
Better push a giant boulder on his head from a cliff,so that he will be either <<-dwarf paste->> or stunned.
if the latter,rip his throat out with your teeth.

Granted,but you become too popular,and you are murdered in sleep because of someone jealous.
I wish i had a tablet :C

  He dodged the second charge and then he give the creature a sharp kick in the head.  With a moan, the creature collapsed to the ground. 

okay,he uses RIGHT FOOT here.

Added the color Green for cash, money, dollars, funds, dinosaurs, bucks, etc.

Fix`d

Leader: Jaanus the fat logical
Colour: Orange(annoying)
Nation: NaN-i create a NEW nation,where all stats are medium....The viro,perhaps?
Starting area: A little island on the lower left,at the collision of the river,mountain,and forests on either side.
Bio:
Jaanus climbed out of his little hut,head still aching from the beer he had drunk.
Being a village chief really shucks,cause he had to drink one barrel of beer,for each of the victms fallen,due to pirates.
He had to take a leak...
Alfter satisfiying his needs,he went at the middle of the village,and yelled:
"BRETHEN!"
All the villagers jumped or stumbled out of their houses,some even forgetting their pants by their beds.
"WE here today,shall not just limit ourselves to drinking and singing all years!"
boooo
"no,NO,my boys,NOW we shold buid an EMPIRE!"
boooooooooo! *someone threw him with a pine cone*
"then we can have MORE BOOZE!!" he yelled,in his last trouble.
that idea was taken by the crowd with great joy and laughter,wise elders were nodding with their gray beards wawing,and the idea was taken into account.
"THEN,we can just WHIP THE PIRATE ASSES FOR GOOD!"he roared,and now the crowd just maddened in cheers,
because of their wise "good ol` leader."
They had a wild celebration party,which depleted their beer stock,and made Jaanus to really hate it.
It is two years from now.Barbaric villagers have turned into barbaric citizens.
Jaanus still has to drink beer.That keeps murdering his liver.

Whose relationships? Ushrir's a female. Madushkubuk?

Oops,sorry,wrong name >^>
i meant MY dorf.with mace.