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Some background on our caged necromancer.

Aban Lashedlulls was one of the first of her kind, worshipper of Sined the Hideous Mucus, a female dwarf associated with deformity.

On year 1, she became queen of The Seal of Hides. On year 2 she escaped an attack by the dusk crone Egngun Tunnelumbra the Dust of Burials (a large one eyed humanoid with two narrow tails that loped quickly along the ground; her eye glowed spring green and her clear skin was waxy). The year 18 she was taught the secrets of life and death by the dwarf necromancer Zulban Staffgrowled in Breachmansion. That same year she became a master of the dwarf necromancer Vabôk Boltjoins. She went on to write many books for Breachmansion, including "Start Your Day With Dying, My Love", "Victory by Goose Leather", "Could It Be Pine?", "Traditional Storage", "Can Aban Lashedlulls Save The World?" and "The World Without The Dwarves And Other Travesties".

You've removed me wrongly

Sorry, bad memory. 

The human general retreated at the first sign of danger.

I guess that's why she was called Heavyterror. Just a little misunderstanding when she was appointed as general.

We can employ the prisoner necromancer at the archery range. Just drop a few duck corpses in their line of sight.

You can tell these aren't elegant solutions by the amount of text it takes to explain them.

Here's my elegant solution:

* Farm tiles spawn vermin plagues.

Here's the player's expected reaction to it:

* Keep a vermin hunter pet army near the farm. Use food in animal traps hoping to save more food by doing so, and hoping rotting trap meat doesn't make dwarves even angrier.

End.

Where do I collect my check?

Glass terrarium cage traps. Gotta catch 'em all.

Oh great. Now we'll see if McBadass lives up to her fame.

Is she even wearing full armor? In the save she only had a shield and a breastplate.

Make magma lamps. Fill single tiles of lava wherever with minecarts. If the window breaks there's just enough magma to burn the windowbreaker.