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We must devise some way to create the dwarven black hole, I remember reading that some one had accidentally caused a cave in and it resulted in a vaccum that sucked in dwarves 40 tiles away and around corners. Ideas for weaponization?

I embarked on a site with a volcano and apparently an aquifer and I don't think there was an aquifer warning but who reads those any way? The aquifer is literally right next to the volcano like if I were to channel away the obsidian wall it would instantly reform so I can start an obsidian farm immediately I just need to be able to reveal the whole aquifer if it doesn't take up the entire z level so it can be safely mined around allowing construction of an obsidian doom fortress .

You should make some artifact shirts with their descriptions on the back and all sorts of designs on the front and shoulders. I'd totally buy one.

A low orbit elf cannon.

Ushulroldeth Limur Emen, "Realmanguish the Nadir of Strength", a gold battle axe.

It is decorated with cat leather. This object menaces with spikes of dog bone.
On the item is a picture of prickleberries in gold.
On the item is an image of Id Cavebronze the Gold of Mines, the deity of metals and minerals, depicted as a male dwarf in dog bone. Id Cavebronze the Gold of Mines is laughing.
On the item is an image of Realmanguish the Nadir of Strength the gold battle axe in obsidian.

Value 165600

So, you know... I like the name 'Realm anguish'. Though I first read it as 'real man guish'...
But the nadir of strength? That's the opposite of the zenith of strength... That sort of does not bode well, does it?
The image of Id Cavebronze? Appropriate. The 'Gold' of Mines? Odd typo or just unusual figure of speech?
And an image of itself on it... in obsidian. How can you be sure it's actually an image of a gold battleaxe when the image is in obsidian, fer cryin' out loud?

So yeah... Me like, but me raised a few eyebrows at this.

I too raise eyebrows at this, 7 to be exact. They're still raised.

Yeah man artifact crap like that is great for making tiny holes in the wall worthy of a king, my mayor has a Royal Bedroom thanks to an artifact bed and cabinet, and an opulent throne room thanks to a legendary engraver.

Quality of rooms is based on their size and quality of everything in them, or so I have discerned. So a big ass room with a rickety table can be legendary.

Did I forget to mention the only way to access the fortress has been destroyed? No one can get in or out or else my spinny killy death traps would have dispatched them long ago.