No offence, Moogie... But I don't think you're qualified to make a small business grade website.
Mainly because I've worked in the "industry" (for a few months at least), and I'd say I'm barely qualified for the job.
Creating a website is tough, I've only made little ones and damn I knew I was way over my head but the people who do it as a job get a couple of hundred for EACH website :O
This is true. And there's a reason websites cost so much.
I've personally said "I'm not making websites anymore. End of.", which fits nicely with the fact I don't professionally work on websites any more. If someone offered me some money, I might be turned around on the subject, but we all know how likely that is.

You have already taken your first step to being "that computer guy/girl". Now that you feel loathing for the willfully uninformable, it is time to accept your fate and walk on over to the dark side. Its ok, we have cookies.
We're the dark side?
Where are the cookies?
If you explain that a webiste design costs thousands of whatever your currency is, and there's good reason for that, then they should hopefully be less demanding.
Unless it's yen! Ho ho ho.
This has gotten me wondering though. Is there anyone on this forum who doesn't know how to upgrade RAM, or similar? Threads like these make it feel like
Dwarf Fortress this entire forum is only for people whom are regarded as "tech support" to their families.