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...some choose your own story game again, but I want some sort of illustrations to go with it. That's sort of a problem though because I am a fucking horrible artist.

This, or just more stories with pictures, I've always considered them to be a bonus. That and I too can't draw.

Okay, stuff surviving this encounter, GO MURDER CHIFWUN SOME MORE.
What? I liked that leg! It was my dodging leg.

DE-RE-RE-DE-RE THE BABIES.

WHATEVER THIS MEANS

You glance around and check the dead guards body for another pistol (16). He was armed with another generic pistol. You then start furiously summoning imps from his blood. 10 are summoned before you decide the soldiers are too close. You then head towards the foyer.

On your way to the foyer (3) you hear some gunfire and just make it to cover in time to avoid a lethal volley of... Darts? At any rate you try to order your zombies to take similar cover (7) and five of them do. The other five decide to eat your attackers. Apparently darts aren't that good against zombies and two zombies manage to make it to the soldiers. Deciding that you'd best push the advantage you send the other 5 zombies and your ten imps to go attack the... (1) 20 soldiers. Well, you didn't think this one through. Recovering from the zombie charge the soldiers quickly get to work on killing your minions killing nine of your imps and a zombie. Panicking slightly you (20+1) pull out both your handguns and start firing wildly killing 15 soldiers in as many bullets since apparently you're an action hero and thus capable of mowing down better-trained and armed soldiers like that.

 The remaining five (5) reply by continuing to fire at your minions and you, (19) though they fail to re-kill anything and in fact another one falls to your zombies. Deciding to finish them off quickly you (17+1) take carefull aim with one of your handguns and fire at them. Only one still stands after your second volley. He (1) manages to get enough space in between your minions and him for him to fire again... And manages to kill all your zombies and your last imp before blood loss gets him.

Swearing you quickly revive the military as zombies zombies (for some reason you can't revive zombies) and summon 15 imps before rushing into the foyer. Outisde you notice a large number of military vehicles surounding the bank as you clamber into your van and quickly try to turn it on. (20) For once your mechanical minions don't fail you and not only do you manage to retrive the van but you also manage to get all your robots in it without getting shot to death! (11) However, as you start to load the zombies into the van the military realize that they're supposed to stop you escaping and open fire. You manage to cram 7 zombies in before the gunfire starts and order the rest to hang on as you drive out. None of them last more than a few seconds under the concentrated gunfire.

(17+1) The van however fares much better and manages to break through the military vehicles with no problems. However as you drive home a (11) small squad of police cars remember they're supposed to chase you. You decide to let your imps handle this (14+1) and the police quickly stop chasing you as their windscreens smash and angry imps burst forth.

Finally you get home and decide to check out the soldier zombie equipment. (11) It's surprisngly average fare for some sort of special forces team. Each zombie has approximately one clip of tranquiliser darts left in their assault rifles, a generic pistol with two clips of actual bullets, a combat knife, a fragmentation grenade and generic body armour. You remember a note in 'A Begginers Look At The Dark Arts' on how zombies only use weapons if ordered, prefering their hands before going to bed, it's been a long day for you.
 

This dead?

You sit back for a minute and design an Automatic Shot loader for your bots. You then decide to heed the voices in your head and try to rob a bank with a stolen van, four robots made out of scrap and five zombies to stupid to control a remote control Diggerbot. But whatever, your a villian and they'll never expect this.

You drive around for a bit before finally finding a bank to rob. After covering your face with part of your old hermits rags. You then decide to take the most sensible option. You drive your van a through a wall. (7+1) the bonnet and drill make it through but the rest dosen't. Quickly you climb out the side as your zombie minions rush in to the bank.

As you walk in the bank you notice that there are nine people in the main foyer. Their fight with your zombies is going (5) rather well so your decide to help out (18) after pushing a few people over you decide the fight is going comfortably your way so you decide to take your robots further into the bank. Leaving your zombies to murder everyone in the foyer, hostages are for lesser villians. As you approach the bank vault (10) the fire alarm goes of, you're not quite sure why but you guess as long as everyone's  running out the front exit you'll get more bodies for your zombies and thats fine by you.

Guarding the actual vault is (17) one guard who's listening to a music player. As he notices you walk in you get Catapult bot to throw a grenade at him. (13+1) It works surprisingly well. (11) And the blast knocks the man out and causes severe bleeding in several places. Stepping over his body you decide to put Diggerbot to work on oppening the vault. (1+1-1) It manages to blunt its drill versus the metal. You turn around and look in the gurads pockets. (12) He surpringly does have the keys to the vault (you're not even sure if thats normal but, whatever), however as you look in you notice that it doesn't fit into any of the deposit boxes inside.

Running back to the foyer you notice your zombies have (13) continued to perform averageish and managed to kill another nine people while only losing 4 of their own. You quickly turn 9 of the corpses into more zombies before running in search of some kind of master key for the deposit boxes.

(6) After five minutes of not finding anything usefull (3) you hear an explosion from the foyer as... Well. A military special forces team appears to have forced its way into the foyer, luckily you sent the zombies to the vault to guard your robots but still, this isn't good.

Running back to the vault you find (12) someones deposit box key on the floor! Picking it up you rush inside the vault and try to open the corresponding box. When it opens you find (15)... A silenced handgun, a manual on the usage of said handgun and £400? Seriously?

Anyway, you read the manual (gaining you a +1 in handgun usage) and grab the items. Breaking in was easy. Now how to get out?

Quote from: Noub on May 29, 2011, 08:59:01 am

Thanks

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I can't just imagine in which situation did you think to get lions, but got a Night Creature actually? Never seen them attacking in fast travel mode (except regular Bogeymen, of cause). Just curious

I think I got a Night Creature as an ambush in fast travel. I think the odds are just low since you'd have to be in the right area when an ambush triggers.
It was a while ago though so I can't remember much more than that I died horribly and that it concentrated on me over some wild animal that was attacking it.

Then again I may have just had the bad luck to spawn a 1 lion ambush in the exact same place as a Night creature.