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Roll To Dodge / Re: Generic Sci-Fi RTD
« on: March 04, 2011, 08:01:33 pm »
Roll 30: Air Support!

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---Players---

Sareesa-4-The alien stirs, then realizes his predicament.
He looks down, then at the no-longer glowing red object.

He then looks at you. "Whaddya want?"

"First of all," You start,
"I'd like you to explain how I can suddenly make things explode when I fail to kill them."
"Well, I don't know how it works."
"How are you speaking so clearly?"
"Same kind of device. It lets me speak like the elites."
"Don't they tell you anything?"
"Something about the fourth wall... err... dimension. That's the word. It utilizes temporal mechanics to change the way physics work. It's quite complicated, really."
"Alright. Now tell me why your race came here."
"The island, of course."
"The one I'm standing on?"
"Yes. There's something hidden inside. We were ordered to basically hold out to let the exalted escape."
"The exalted? Who are these"
"You saw the crawlers, right? They're given the least ability with some kind of 'way'. It's in their religion. We bipeds are next up. We don't really have any sort of connection with the 'way' they keep telling us about. The exalted--at least that's what they call themselves--supposedly have the strongest connection. They are much smarter than we are."
"So one of them came to investigate the island, and they discovered a threat? Explain."
"Yes. This threat you talk about... we can't pronounce the name... but we just call it It. It is a sub-dimensional being that is simply hostile to everything. We don't know why. The exalted ran from It for centuries, and they thought they'd finally escaped It, but they found it again in the island."
"Man, you're easy to get information out of."


tl:dr Same thing the other guys found out, but with more detail

Gordon-5-"Command, I'm out of missiles."
"Roger that. We've sent in a drop pod."


The pod comes punching through the clouds as the Iron Hand hovers gently in orbit. The crate lands on a brute, crushing it under its weight.
Now to pick it up...

Rayn-6-Flying up into the sky, you catch a glimpse of the force you're dealing with. Before you can properly identify them, you duck behind a volley of shards from the dozens of bipeds attacking. Diving down towards them, you burn them to cinders before retreating behind a tower.

Taric-1-You go to sleep, and immediately wake up. Suddenly, Tarran grabs you and tosses you onto the ground for some reason.

Tarran-5-Grabbing Taric, you wake him up by knocking him down onto the ground. He is now awake, but a squad of elites just came out from around the corner. They promptly explode in a cloud of flame and energy.
Thea lowers her rifle and extends her wings.

Kir'Zhan-6-Kir'Zhan runs, and meets a crawler around the corner. He also sees a lone elite in the distance, checking searching for you. He sees you and begins running towards you.

Zrk-3-"Command! There's too many of them! We need support now!"
"We are well aware. We're doing what we can, but our lightest orbit-to-ground weaponry is designed to level cities. You'll need to get off the ground before we can sue it. Gordon has a helicopter, and two wings of fighters are on their way."


Alright. At least they're not being totally useless. Meanwhile, numerous elites and brutes march onward.


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4982
Meta: Grab my shirt and follow someone else.
Fantasy: Attach the swordfish's... umm... sword... to my peg arm.

4983
Roll To Dodge / Re: Generic Sci-Fi RTD
« on: March 03, 2011, 09:26:07 pm »
Roll 30:

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Sareesa-2-You knock the alien out with a quick punch to the head. That was easier than you thought.
Noticing the object in his hand, you put it off to the side and fail to notice its glowing.
Tying the alien to a chair in the corner with some rope you find, you look around for a pistol of sorts. You don't find one.

Suddenly, you take notice of the devices beeping. You suddenly feel as if you are being fed through a meat grinder into a kitten's mouth. When it stops, you feel like nothing just happened. Weird.

You then see your stats list, and plaintively sigh.

NEW PERK UNLOCKED!

Gordon-4-Instead of yelling, you simply hold the trigger down and smile innocently as you unleash hundreds of bullets. Things can't get any better than this.

The two subordinates fall immediately under the hail of fire, leaving the squad leader as the sole survivor.

New Killstreak!: Pavelow... oh wait, you already have a chopper. NEXT.

Rayn-2-You hop onto Salth and fly over to taric, who then jumps up and runs towards the fight, completely ignoring you.

Taric-2-You jump up and run towards the golem, reaching for your gun. Despite the fact that it is in fact a sock, you open fire anyway as ducks fall from the sky, crushing the golem.

By the way, your gun is and was empty this whole time.

Tarran-5-"Well, you guys are obviously intelligent. So let me ask you: Is this job really worth dying for? Can't we all just have a cup of tea?"

After saying this, you continue to fire at the last elite, nailing him in the head and breaking his shields, knocking him to the ground from the force of the dissipation.

Kir'Zhan-4-Deciding that you'd like to steal the kill, you throw yourself down from the roof, and land right next to the elite. He then grabs you by the throat.

Zrk-4-While the elite struggles to figure out what to do next (as he has no melee weapon, and his gun is two-handed) he quickly throws Kir'Zhan, who then grabs the gun and knocks him out with it. You jam the spork into one of his eyes, immediately waking him up again.

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Game Event: The elite grins.
"I believe there is nothing left for me to do."
Zrk looks at Kir'Zhan, who whispers whether they should kill him now or not.
"But you will not be getting out of this alive. You are surrounded. There is no esca---!"
Before it finishes its sentence, a massive blade covered in green blood replaces the elites head.
Thea steps forward, retracting the weapon.

"I've rigged up the colony ship's doors to explode any time now. But right now we've got bigger stuff on our hands."

A behemoth, followed by four more, each mounted by a brute wielding over-sized melee weapons, breaks through a building behind the group.

"I can fly up on top of the SAM tower to give some cover fire, but anyhow, we've got company."

Enemy army incoming!

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4984
The most difficult part of it is finding a volcano. Since volcanoes aren't always conveniently placed, sometimes it's better to just skip the volcano and get a better site. However steel and gold are the only metals I really need, and a bit of galena and cobalt doesn't hurt either.

4985
Meta: TAKE IT OFF. NOW. And  try to heal myself.
Fantasy: Find something to use as a peg-arm.

4986
DF General Discussion / Re: The Ultimate Battle
« on: March 03, 2011, 06:33:56 pm »
Why on earth is Jesus on the elf side. Who else can get brutally murdered and walk away without complaining?
An elf. And besides, the Christianity is full of hypocrisy, which is very elfy. (They bitch at you if you cut down too many trees, yet they bring a lot of wood and things made of wood with them)

Not funny, man. I'm not going to be the one to ruin this thread by starting a religious debate, so please. Take that somewhere else.

What? I just sayin'.

And not gonna say anything more.

Alright, thanks.

4987
Ah, I see. It would require some relocating, but that is in fact a fine embark.

4988
Do you ahve a volcano?

I got a genesis embark with coke (peat, equivalent to lignite but in soil), hematite, gold, and exposed silver on the surface. It's not as good as platinum but there's a lot more gold overall.

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DF General Discussion / Re: The Ultimate Battle
« on: March 03, 2011, 12:10:24 am »
Master Chief is most certainly a dwarf. Have you seen the mission "Delta" in Halo 2?

Cortana: Can you possibly make any more noise?
Master Chief: *Pulls out rocket launcher*
Cortana: I guess so...

4990
DF General Discussion / Re: The Ultimate Battle
« on: March 02, 2011, 06:12:46 pm »
Why on earth is Jesus on the elf side. Who else can get brutally murdered and walk away without complaining?
An elf. And besides, the Christianity is full of hypocrisy, which is very elfy. (They bitch at you if you cut down too many trees, yet they bring a lot of wood and things made of wood with them)

Not funny, man. I'm not going to be the one to ruin this thread by starting a religious debate, so please. Take that somewhere else.

4991
Copper is good for brass. That's about the best use for it.

In a mod I;m planning to work on it will be used for lemon batteries, required to extract chlorine and process bauxite.

4992
Roll To Dodge / Re: Generic Sci-Fi RTD
« on: March 02, 2011, 01:28:30 am »
Roll 29: Kittens!

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Sareesa-5-You cautiously open the door and look through the crack. The walls are lined with various weapons. It should be noted that since many of the alien weapons rely on flinging shards at the enemy, they are mostly silent.

A lone guard is on the ground, sleeping. Observing it closely, you notice that it is clutching a diamond-shaped object with glowing red lights on it, as well as a large X.

Gordon-3-"Guys, take them alive!"

No response, just more gun fire. Sounds like Tarran joined in. You think he even heard a splintering tree in the distance.

Rayn-2-Seeing Salth in the sky looking at the enemies, You signal for her to come and rescue you. She lands in front of you, narrowly dodging a slug on the way.

Taric-2-You reach out to the nearest kitten, but it jumps away! Rushing forward, you try again, but they just move too fast.
Suddenly, the kittens assemble together to form a kitten golem! The horror!

The golem punches you swiftly in the chest, sending you flying through the air. You hit a doorway in the procces, when opens and drops an ironing board on your head!


Back in the real world, Taric lunges at an elite, which quickly dodges and punches him into a tree, which breaks and lands on his head.

Tarran-2-"GET ON THE GOSHDARN GROUND WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD OR I'LL RIP YOU APART ATOM BY ATOM WITH THIS MOTHER FREAKING GUN!"
The elite in the blue armor replies, "Actually, that weapon doesn't tear anything apart. It actually sublimates..."
"I SAID GET ON THE GROUND!"


The elite whispers something to his two remaining comrades, and all of them simultaneously lift up their weapons and fire. The two subordinates miss horribly, while the squad leader actually manages to nail you in the chest. Luckily for you, your armor is highly heat-resistant, so you are completely unharmed.
You retaliate with a burst of plasma fire, noting the weapon's jarring recoil. You obviously miss, having never fired the gun before.

Kir'Zhan-4-Kir'Zhan looks up towards the roof. However, a shot fired at Tarran manages to hit you in the chest instead, and the shot goes right through your armor and sinks ito your flesh. Luckily, it's only a flesh wound, but it needs wound dressing later.
Shrugging that off, you jump into the air, hook onto the roof with your arm spikes, and lift yourself up onto the roof. The elites take notice of this but they are unsure of whether to attack you or the charging chainsword maniac. SPEAKING OF WHICH...

Zrk-1-You charge blindly into battle! The elite disarms you! Uh oh.

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4993
Meta: Remove shirt, tie it around my arm again.
Fantasy: FINALLY. Charge into battle.

4994
DF General Discussion / Re: The Ultimate Battle
« on: March 02, 2011, 12:46:01 am »
Why on earth is Jesus on the elf side. Who else can get brutally murdered and walk away without complaining?

4995
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Tamed forgotten beast citizen? Bug?
« on: February 28, 2011, 10:24:39 pm »
Your farm plot isn't set to grow anything in spring.

EDIT: and there's a ghost slowing everything down.

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