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Laborfords
8th Hematite, 231


I may have used DFHack's grow command just so I could chop down all the trees. And this time I'm flipping this twit off.

Ah, what a lovely day in the fortress! Oh? And is that merchants I hear? I do hope Anan gets done with the bridgework, wouldn't want an accident.

-1 minute later-

Ah, Anan, glad to - AGH FUCK ANAN WHAT IN THE HELL IS WITH YOUR SKIN WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BOILS GET TO THE QUARANTINE ROOM OUT OUT OUT SHOO GOGOGO

Close the gates! Fling the merchants! PANIC!

-cackle-

Laborfords
18th Moonstone, 230

Starting work on the wall once more, and have reactivated invaders and returtled. Hopefully the first goblin ambush won't cause a spat of dodges.

Quote from: Lielac on January 31, 2014, 12:49:18 am

Quote from: VerdantSF on January 31, 2014, 12:41:35 am

As pompous as they are, being nice to the elves does have benefits, like tame giant eagles and such.

Yeah but on the other hand fuck 'em.

I like the way you think.

Indeed.

Laborfords
3rd Limestone, 230


Pompous, pointy-eared, tree-humping bastards. I'm gonna make a point of chopping down all the trees and making soap.

... autochop designation tells me there are only 36 trees in my safezone burrow. WHAT HERESY IS THIS?

Not having read the Silmarillion, I'm going to assume that Aulė is the patron god of bearded ladies.

Among other bearded peoples, yes.

I didn't know there were any female dwarves in LotR. I don't know whether or not LotR females canonically even have beards. Nevertheless, a dwarf without a beard is no dwarf, regardless of sex.

They exist. And they definitely have beards.

Quote from: Lielac on January 31, 2014, 12:16:59 am

Laborfords
Late Spring 230



-ugly giggling- Guys, guys, should I "agree" or flip this guy off right off the bat?

Discuss the specifics. Where specifically are you going to dump the corpses of his nation's armies?

-ugly cackling- Yes indeed.

 Bridge Over Elven Elves
    - In the style of Simon and Garfunkel
by Urist McMiner
When you're elven, feeling elven,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
I'm on your side.
When times get elven,
And friends just can't be found,
Like a bridge over elven elves,
I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over elven elves,
I will lay me down.

Ride a minecart on adamantine girl,
Ride a minecart on by.
Your time has come to mine.
All your dreams are on their way.
See how they mine.
If you need a friend
I'll mine right behind.
Like a bridge over elven elves,
I will ease your mind.
Like a bridge over elven elves,
I will ease your mind.

And here's to you, Ms McWife,
Cacame Aweminande loves you more than you will know.
Oh bless you, please Ms McWife.
Heaven holds a place for those who mine.
Hey, hey, hey.

Mine on dwarven Urist, mine on dwarven Urist.
What're we gonna tell our friends when they say ooh la la?
Mine on dwarven Urist, mine on dwarven Urist!