Okay, sorry, but I
need to make a new post for this. News like this doesn't deserve being edited into a post.
Laborfords18th Malachite, 218
DRAGON
MOTHER. FUCKING. DRAGON.
DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THESE SINCE MY FORT RELICVEIL WAY, WAY, WAY BACK WHEN IN 2010 WHEN I JUST JOINED THESE FORUMS.
MOTHER. FUCKING.
DRAGON.
Please note that I am currently under siege by 48 humans
and their horses. Man, this is gonna be GREAT.
Edit, 24th Malachite:
WHAT SIEGE?

Oh man, oh man, oh man, I have got to get myself this dragon.
Edit2, 20th Galena:
Oh no, oh no, oh noooooo, goddamn kobold ambushes, don't you dare hurt my pretty dragon don't you DARE kill her
Edit3, 21st Galena:
YOU GODDAMN THIEVING BASTARDS. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ITEMS BUT HOW. FUCKING.
DARE. YOU TAKE MY DRAGON FROM ME. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.
Edit4: Okay, time for bed.
Edit5: According to an XML dump I did of the world, Inira was the only dragon in the world. ... And the only age of the world was named after her. fUCKING KOBOLDS