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Play With Your Buddies / Re: *The Bay Twelve Teamspeak* (New Temporary Location)
« on: November 10, 2014, 03:27:04 pm »
Oh, it's back? Cool beans.
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General Discussion / Re: Cruelest prank ever!
« on: November 10, 2014, 03:25:59 pm »This is from when I worked at a sports bar. A woman comes in late at night, orders some wings very curtly, and then promptly apologizes to me (something I'm not used to.) The bar is empty, as it's almost 2am, and we talk about things that are wrong in her life. A bartender is, after all, a psychologist, no? Anyway, her husband had cheated on her, and she was looking to get back at him in a non-destructive way. So, since I'm always up for a good pranking, I start asking questions about him. He loves popcorn, and is a frequent customer, despite being unable to handle the mildest of hot food. I tell her to bring him in next week.
Next week, I'd rented a popcorn machine. I sold garlic butter (using the garlic-butter wing sauce,) popcorn all day, recouped my renting money (in New York, you can charge $3 for a small takeout bag mostly full of store-brand popcorn and a squirt of generic garlic butter!), and was positive that she had flaked out. Just after midnight, they come in. He immediately orders a bag of popcorn, and I immediately serve one up. I then grab a bowl from the back, pull out a black container different from what everyone else got, and douse my popcorn in it, munching away happily. The husband eyes me suspiciously. He wants to know what's in it. "Oh, nothing you'd like. My mom sent me some butter from back home in Michigan, from the local dairy farms. It's freshly melted, so I have to keep it in a special container." So, he buys another bag of popcorn, and requests my "special Michigan butter."
See, I like habanero oil. It's not half bad on popcorn. Revenge is a dish served flaming hot, not cold, as some would think. ^_^
Oh you, that's brilliant.
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Other Games / Re: Robocraft - F2P Minecraft + World of Tanks
« on: November 05, 2014, 08:40:40 pm »
I like cocky walkers, because they don't think us mere mortals in tanks can see them up on the side of a mountain, and then when I start shelling them they have nowhere to hide.
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Other Games / Re: War Thunder. Casual Dogfighting MMO.
« on: November 05, 2014, 08:37:58 pm »
SB tonks are best, but they never have enough people to have a reasonable wait time.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Divine Jizzum Edition
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:21:35 pm »November Fifth today. Also known as 'screw your pooches' day, and 'oh, you wanted to sleep? Fuck you.' day.The struggle is real.
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Other Games / Re: Robocraft - F2P Minecraft + World of Tanks
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:32:42 am »
Your build demonstrates a lot more technical skill than I have, but it still looks to me like you could use some better shielding on the front, which isn't really possible until you get those T5 shields. Tomorrow if I have time I'll post my current build, which is almost due for a rebuild.
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Other Games / Re: War Thunder. Casual Dogfighting MMO.
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:25:59 am »Can't wait to teach those American capitalist pigdogs a lesson in humility with my glorious Soviet-made tankovich.
T-34 feast time?
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General Discussion / Re: Bay 12 archaeology
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:47:38 am »
This is true, I don't even recognize your avatar, and there was a time when I recognized basically everyone in the lower boards.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Divine Jizzum Edition
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:44:58 am »Robocraft is the worst game.
I like it, but it pisses me off. It's like an abusive girlfriend.
Don't even start playing Warthunder.
Why I am I raging? let me count the ways:
1. My truck, which was allegedly fixed earlier this week after buddy fucked around for two weeks, is still broken in the exact same manner it was before.
2. I failed a midterm because my prof is fucked, and made the whole thing based on one topic we only glanced at in class. Fortunately, so did everyone else so I can ride that motherfucking curve.
3. I had curry for lunch today. Until the seal gave and now everything in my backpack smells like curry. Also, it appears to have shorted and fucked over my expensive mouse.
4. My truck, which is broken, proved that by stalling on me. Fortunately, it stalled on my street and I could coast into my driveway. Literally the only good thing that happened today.
Holy fuck, what is next?
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Other Games / Re: War Thunder. Casual Dogfighting MMO.
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:59:05 pm »
So I've gotten both the 2-OP and the float-bi-plane. I am now unstoppable.
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Other Games / Re: Robocraft - F2P Minecraft + World of Tanks
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:58:05 pm »Yeah, it was a really small rail tank, more of a buggy than a tank.
that's a strange combination, when you overtier to the point you are only a weapon on wheels you wouldn't use the one weapon that limits mobility...
And yet I see that combination pretty often at lower tiers.
The worst ones are the high-tier rails strapped onto some helium blocks.
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General Discussion / Re: On how far can Videogames go
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:53:42 pm »Treat it the same way you'd treat a moody teenager: don't give in to its bullshit. Let it languish for a while and it will die all on its own.You'd make a terrible parent
Welcome to the internet.
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General Discussion / Re: Bay 12 archaeology
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:51:51 pm »
So when was that, originally? And what's the cutoff for "Great Old One" status now?
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Life Advice / Re: Lying
« on: November 02, 2014, 01:27:18 pm »Remember that honesty is the best policy, if you think that lying won't work anymore.
Yet more proof you are your avatar.
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General Discussion / Re: Bay 12 archaeology
« on: November 02, 2014, 01:26:03 pm »Man, those were the days. Btw I still have VN access if anyone wants something specific, although the script to export stuff never got done so no upload.Ooh can you get us quotes from the original penguin thread and the Roaming Battleship?
You bet. Be more specific thou.QuoteOkay, people, this is our new forum-traversing fortress, with which we will conquer Forum Games and Roleplaying! Ready the main cannons and stuff, because we're setting sail (?) eventually! As in soon.( http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=31331.0 )
Very soon.
They won't know what hit them. We're using the new Move Topic option to have what basically amounts to a mobile raiding topic.
« Last Edit: 2009-03-29, 09:36:47 by inaluct »QuoteThis is where us Penguins chill. Post all your MSP penguins here, and we will show them disbelievers that they just don't got the FUNK to take us down!( http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=32580.0 )
If you got a penguin, post and you shall join the ranks of the penguins of the disco glacier! ROCK ON!
Too bad I cannot the VN, these sound hilarious.