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((Remind me, what's the setting? I had imagined some sort of faux-medieval place.))

Maybe you should make a critfail chart. 1 is jam, 2 is shoots himself, and so forth.

"That man claiming to be the sheriff said he wanted to kill the crooks, so..."
Shoot Tsuchi.

Minu suspected there were more bad words there, but now she was just trying to hide from the energy tentacle monster guy.

((Girl. It's actually Minu's guardian.))

Kaia stopped fidgeting as soon as the man began to speak, pausing to concentrate on what was happening.  As he explained the identity of himself and his colleagues and their purpose there, she paled slightly and began her nervous fidgeting again. 
"B-but I'd never hurt anyone!  At least not on purpose... but anyway I changed back! I'm better now, I can't hurt anyo-"
The rest of her words were cut short by one of the government agents stepping forwards and... changing.

"I'm sure you wouldn't, but--oh for the love of, this had better be important."
Taisho removes his phone and puts it to his ear, muttering.
"Fortunate. You, head to the lobby."

Willamina sits nervously in the waiting room for a bit before talking to one of the receptionists.
"Hey, do you think that you could give me a rough estimate on how long until I'm admitted? I don't want to seem impatient, but I got hit with a beam of light from that meteor earlier and I think that it might have given me radiation poisoning."

"That's unfortunate. Um, one moment...I'm supposed to report anyone claiming to have been struck by the meteor."
She makes a call. After a couple minutes, she hangs up.
"I've heard it should be fine, but you're wanted elsewhere." She gives you directions. "It couldn't hurt, I guess. Those people seem to know a lot more about the meteor than anyone..."

That's true.  I'm beginning to think that everyone waits for when I'm unavailable and then posts like crazy.

I've suspected the same, given the number of times RotMG has multiple pages done in the few hours I'm at work when it hasn't added more than one previously that day.

Hmm, the plot thickens.  I wonder what powers Hogosha has?

You could ask!
(Once I get to her.)

"But seriously! You'd love a power claw! And it's not like you need a real hand!"

"Oh, the catch is I'd have to entrust my new limb to someone...well, you."

"Also does I just realized every time you did the do with Conny I could feel it so technically you've had more threesomes that some adults."
Kyle covers his mouth again looking very cross.

<Every time Will did what with Conny?>
"Not me, Kyle. That was what's-his-face, the spirit g--"
"I almost forgot." Nuriel punches Will in the face, knocking him out, before teleporting back to Selina.

Angel continues to cry.
Alright, let's see how you're doing.
Go away!
Alright, your mind's okay.
Go away!
Not happening. Alright, let's see how this body works...

Leruin: Try to move Angel's body. See if I can stand up and walk.
Angel: Try to figure out where I am.

Ooh! Ooh! Can you tell me?

And everyone else?

"Thank you. Wow, have the other original folks really all left? No wonder I'm two levels above anyone else."
GreatWyrmGold chuckles.
"Now, then. We don't seem to have been worrying too much about 'players slots', so I think that's the least useful of the three. A self-repairing and otherwise-upgraded ship sounds best, but depending on the ally...hm. That's a puzzler."

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M'Ber stops CPR.
"Alright. Let's...let's do that, I guess."

Use my Leader-Sense to locate the party member who is in/causing the most trouble, and go to his/her location.