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What about transgender people that like the same gender they identify with?What about them?
That was fun. Say, can we get that pill machine back?"Eep! Mister Minimotor, what are you doing? ...And how did I get here?"""I don't know how, or even why, but somehow you just caused more damage to the Sword and your teammates than anyone before, yet you also survived the AM somehow. So unless you want me to put you in a locker and weld it shut, you will now tell me everything you remember. For starters, what did you do with this thing he said, as he showed him the pill machine.
Hmm. Maybe Derm can join, as long as he pays tithes of weapons and armor. In exchange for 'protection' in the form of not getting his nose shoved through his brain.Sounds like a plan!
As Iolodammus' shield is still up, it fizzes out.<Hey, I'm with you more than you realize. And, um, you'll probably be tried too, you know.>
"Screw you madmen. So much for trying to give my pieces of advice, you sorry gits."
He demorphs into a very clearly terrified Alistair.
"Alistair, isn't your magic form supposed to be Greek? Also, why is he being a moron?"Size, and the fact that I was trying NOT to hit vital organs. And I never said it was, anyways."
Why is everyone being a moron?
Also, how is a knife less lethal than a spear, Will?"
Marie is very, VERY irritated.
Since there's so little carryover from cataclysm to cataclysm why not just give them names based on the currently active race?There is some of that. "Elf" is used by Ellith-id and humans to describe the eta-lieve.
/*"Or, we can kill them and dispose of the bodies."*/"In case the judge asks, I opposed that. For legal purposes, the reason I didn't stop you is that I feared your magical powers would cause me grievous bodily harm and prevent me from actually helping."
Kyle hangs up his phone."Dammit. I knew I should have invested in a taser."
"Okay. The authorities on the way to arrest us."
Iolodammus motions to Will's knife."Ahem. Who died and gave you access to my brain? That's not what I tried to do. If I was, I would have thrown the knife several inches higher, giving it a good probability of impaling the thorax or cutting the jugular vein."
"Unless we hand in Kyle, Keith and Will for attempting to kill instead of maim."
"I'm not your mate. I will point out that you attacked with the most leathal weapon along with Will so you're both the most likely to get put in for assault with a deadly weapon. Otherwise just tell the truth.""I think I've got a pretty damn good defense."
Kyle gets up and keeps walk off.
Yuki's ears go flat against her head in fear"Or brought in for questioning or something."
"will i be arrested too?"
Iolodammus' spear is also blunted. And shielded in light."With a spear. Real plausible."
"I will also point out, mate, that I happened to be attacking non-lethally for the consideration of my host."
((Weeeell I've only been on 2 missions. Still pretty newb.))((Compared to the several people with two few missions...))
STEPHEN HAWKING volunteers for the diplomacy mission."Mister Hawk! Hi! Why were you telling me not to break the laws of physics?"
"Mister Lars, I INVENTED diplomacy."
Keith winces and then punches the general direction of said pointy painful thing.
(40+56=96)
"I found something!"
Iolodammus whirls around and immediately stabs his spear into wherever Keith was punching.Remarkably, whoever shot Keith seems to have done so from farther than two feet away.
[DEX: 14+76] For the turn around.
[STR: 28+100] For the actual hit.
((You're not a newbie. Gamer is.((Or try to bug the person turning into a dragon.))QuoteWhile Thomas is getting fixed, I guess I can go bother the newbies.))((*grabs popcorn*
I know that Gamerlord guy. Go his character a nice introduction.))
