((Seriously, why are you so prolific whilst I am working?
Also, nice new sig, kj.))
<I expected it to be thought out better than it is, not my fault.>
((So did I.))
Keith decides to knock on the door.
Will exits the room.
"Are you all some kind of magic cult or is this just a place to partake in BDSM? Because if it's the former some guys here owe money. If the latter I'll come back with an appointment."
<Selina, what's BDSM?>
Keith likes chains and whips. And being tied up.
((I can tell.))
Keith points at Nuriel.
"It was self-defense!"
"Er... wh-wh-whats BDSM...?" Selina is confused as Conny stifles her laughter.
<Aw.>
<I'll explain...>In a private channel, Nuriel explains BDSM. She doesn't understand it very well, but she gets the gist across.
<...> "..." Selina pales considerably.
"P-p-p-p-p-people l-l-l-l-like th-th-th-that...!?" Selina is really confused and freaked out.
Nuriel gives Selina a squeeze.
((And yet she still faints in hugs. 
))
((And yet, she hasn't fainted in Nuriel's embrace. Which is rather more intimate than a normal hug.))
Selina pales even more. WHY!?!?!?
Nuriel expresses her irritation at Keith in the subtlest way she is familiar with. Namely, she punches him, but in the shoulder.
Keith frowns. He was just having a bit of fun.
"My favorite organ isn't something you can burn off. And I think you all are over reacting."
"I bet you five bucks you're wrong. We've got a couple healers. And no, we are not overreacting. You just don't know who you're talking to."
Selina is pretty much ready to either faint, or run upstairs and cry...
Nuriel picks up and cradles Selina.
"Are all mortals fucking idiots? Believe me. I know the answer to both those questions."
"I heard that!"
Kinda.
Keith's eyes widen.
"Wait, she actually had a traumatic experience related to BDSM? I am so, so, sorry. I wouldn't have said anything if I had known. I suppose I came off as a bit of a prick there... I'll just show myself out."
Keith beats a hasty retreat looking rather like someone who just violated thier own moral code.
Nuriel punches him in the back of the head as he flees.
"Idiot."Will re-enters the room.
"Miss... Selina is it? Could you come here for a moment?" Hyoma beckons for selina to come sit infront of him as he pulls out a stack of square paper and begins to fold one into an origami turtle.
<A god, A demon, and an entire room of people capable of pure destruction. And you think origami is the best idea for this moment?> Hyoma scoffs at Sen, confident of his calming abilities.
Nuriel hands Selina to her.
Selina can't really see anything as shes silently crying into the couch.
Nuriel shifts into a smaller, more Angel-like form using the ring TAngel gave her before crawling onto the couch and cuddling her.
"Well, I am.. *Dramatically breathes in*
BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
Marie grins widely, stilllll cuddling.
"Really. I hadn't figured that out.""What, the--""Sarcasm, Nuriel. If you've figured out something, I probably know it, possibly by reading your face but more likely because you're...kind of oblivious. And dumb."Nuriel glares.
"As long as you're hugging Selina, I'm safe."
Marie turns into a form that actually looks like a normal person. Kinda like Stella, but taller, slightly bustier, and less tired.
She proceeds to snuggle.
Nuriel turns back to her normal form and lifts the whole hug up, still hugging as best she could.
He also wonders why an anthropomorphic plane woman has the ability to hibernate.
((My
laptop has the ability to hibernate. An advanced plane-gynoid hybrid should have that.))
Keith nods.
"So, I found out where the Northsdale five meet. And I have confirmed that some of them deserve the lash--"
He's interrupted by his phone beeping for a text.
Who are you thinking of?
Kyle decides to end the poorly planned cross over and get out of there with his new catgirl helmet.
"I'm back."
"Probably for the best."The portal closes.
