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Um... I very rarely think about what I say unless its of great emotional importance. Every speech i've ever made in school, or oral presentation in general, I have done with no notes, and little to no practice. SO how am I being brevity?By being the soul of wit, maybe?
"And I'm the mayor."Shoot TCM again."I'm a goddamn deputy you yellow-belly beer-guzzlin' son of a bitch!"
"You people really don't have a sense in the head, now do you," I mutter.
((The difference was, I was almost certain that I had read somewhere that humanity had never met aliens.((Wait, when did we genocide aliens?((In these cases, the answer is usually 'one of the missions you haven't read'.
When did we meet aliens?))
In this case: mission 1. Not that the public should know about this particular mission, but eh, it probably happened before.))
Control May.((Judging by precedent, you have a better chance of curing Grate.))
....except Iolodammus does notice her."Possible but doubtful. More likely, people just didn't have as many portals to jump through...or maybe you're just judging everyone by Kyle."
What, a trained solider who's eyes have been trained on the portal won't notice?
"Did people get stupider since I was alive?"
((Funny that he missed Kyle but not Ykui.))((You imply he cares about Kyle.))
Kyle is already through the portal with his armor in the 'ready to fight mode' in case the guy wants to stab him still.((Alright, let me get the other game caught up.))
The UAV rotates to face the portal and rotates back."Who says they can? Probably accidental...and we should consider if we should send that camera or the guinea pigs back."
<You'd think that they would have just tried to close it by now.>
"Apologies. Abraxas just has....issues he has yet to work out. It is not the first time he has been so abrasive.""Sarcasm has not been invented that can convey the magnitude of the obviousness of that statement."
Abraxas...decides to make himself known."Hey, Richard, better start whining before Abraxas pulls ahead."
>Oh, boo hoo, a little anger from you fucking mortals. What're you going to do, kill me? I fucking give you people sentience and this is the fucking gratitude I get.<
NOW he's gone.
((Really? He needs to get his sleeping habits under control!(I vote we just say he wandered off and never came back. That way we can say he's gone, and he can come back at some point if he so chooses.)(Patience, his peak activity on the forums is from 7pm to 2am.)
