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Messages - GreatWyrmGold

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Sentence Corruption
« on: December 08, 2013, 10:21:16 pm »
So, like Chinese Telephone?

SPACE ALIENS TAKE OVERWORLD. NATIONS IN CHAOS.

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"So i guess all thats left is to eait for them to begin."
"More or less."
"So, what do we do in a dump like this?"
"What do you mean?"
"We're in a fucking destroyed apartment. What will we do to pass the time?"
"Um, the Fours' board games kinda got destroyed in the Naga attack, so let's see what's in there."
"Board games? Seriously?"
The Four head into the building.

Not!Selina tries to fling herself to the side to dodge the attack.

"Never liked shock therapy!"

((Fair.))
[8v4]
Selina manages to get her hair scorched for dodging into the beam.
[6v1]
She dodges right into the next one. However, if there was a Blaster clone in the room, it would be mocking the original for her poor markswomanship.

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"Not that I'm aware of..." That was truly a worrisome thought, "I haven't felt any different and she's just tried to attack me, so I think that things have been more or less normal, also she reminds me of my mother... so there's that."

((Do my powers work on myself in the mirror))
((Nope.))
"Unfortunately, that is exactly what you would say if you were being mind-controlled by such an entity. And we don't have any other Thinkers capable of determining if this is true or not. Given the level of potential threat this presents, we're trying to find the nearest Thinkers who could help."
"Seriously, what the fuck is going on?"

"...I wonder..." Not!Selina tries to break the ties on her hands. Failing that, she tries to cut her wrists on them and attempt to remove her hands while cause her the most amount of pain she could with it.
[13] Nope, no breaking them, the DC is too h--I mean, they're too strong.
Elena pulses to prevent her from getting any enjoyment out of it.
[2] Oh dammit dice seriously? Isn't Elena screwed enough?
[8] You fail to do so.
"Blaster? Mind subduing Selina?"
"And don't you dare misinterpret that."
"Would I do that?" Blaster asks, shooting Selina with what turns out to be some kind of stun gun.
The unanimous agreement of basically everyone in the room is "Yes."
"Delphinium, could you try to think of something that would let us prove that what you say is true? I can't exactly discount the threat."

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Fare-Thee-Well, Steve.

P.S. Can we imagine that that Steve's house was destroyed by a rampaging quantum/space-magic anomaly?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bizarre Slime [Suggestion Game]
« on: December 08, 2013, 09:24:17 pm »
Inform Uncle about the whole "wrecked hallway" thing.

Talk to the old man's son.

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"You misunderstand. When I heard that you were threatening Selina, I was worried that it was...contagious."
"Hey, Sliv, what's going on?"
"That's for the grown-ups to know."
"Nice, real nice."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« on: December 08, 2013, 09:21:42 pm »
62. LARPing in the toy aisle.
62a. Especially if you aare using the FATAL system.
62b. Seriously, FATAL's terrible.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Gunfight in the Saloon
« on: December 08, 2013, 09:20:19 pm »
In.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Interdimensional Insanity [Turn 4: First Contact]
« on: December 08, 2013, 09:16:21 pm »
Bite Nirur and try to get free if he doesn't let go of me.

If I escape or am released, get back to trying to make clothes.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Go Mad: Turn 17 - With a Fine Honey Glaze
« on: December 08, 2013, 09:02:28 pm »
For me, it's because I'm busy putting out fires, returning to the group, and basically being unaware of your plight.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: TV Tropes, PvPs, and Indexing
« on: December 08, 2013, 08:57:44 pm »
Adding, along with a couple tropes.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« on: December 08, 2013, 08:55:24 pm »
42: Jump out from a shelf yelling "SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA" at someone, shank them with a sharpened trading card (Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, M:TG, etc.), and run away.
Why sharpen them? Paper cuts are harsh.

51. Playing 'D&D in real life' in Wal-Mart.
52. Playing 'FATAL in real life' in Wal-Mart.
53. Playing FATAL in Wal-Mart.
53a. Or anywhere else they, if they find out you do it regularly.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bizarre Slime [Suggestion Game]
« on: December 08, 2013, 08:48:45 pm »
...you jump to avoid the air that travels through the ground.
Gaaah.
I know what you probably meant, but still...

Let her go, and Sano Victus sounds (no pun intended) good.
+1, seriously she's our cousin and we could kill her if we don't stop. Either of those alone is good enough reason for mercy.

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"That is not why I am concerned. Do you remember the conversation we had about your revelations during the Naga fight?"

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