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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Xantalos was right
« on: December 06, 2013, 11:25:44 pm »((I guess I rolled a 6 then.((I'd bet a 5.))))
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« on: December 06, 2013, 11:21:01 pm »Remember that time the human spaceship pile drived a man to death over the TV remote?((Wait what? Also, sigging. P.S. I wonder how many of the quotes in my sig are from ER...))
((I'm starting to wonder if we should force Grate out of active duty. Not gonna do that, because obviously awful for GWG, but using child soldiers sure won't get us any brownie points with the general populace. And knowing PW he won't just let us ignore the fact he's a kid just for the sake of making it easier on us, I'm wondering if and how we'll have to deal with that in the future.))((Good question...think I could make a decent remote-controlled robot or something for 7 tokens? Or can you think of some other support position he could take?))
Begin autopsy.((...I am somewhat disturbed.))
remove all organs and bits of tech from the body.
Remove the scalp and face as two seperate and whole entities.
Sever the skull from the spine and remove the back of the skull thereby converting it into a shoulder guard.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Washington
« on: December 06, 2013, 11:13:52 pm »We're not taking this game very seriously, are we?(4) You become a third-party senator.*high-fives Remuthra for knowledge of Arthurian lore*Pull Excalibur out of the White House, thus crowning me as King President of the United States.(4) You take a walk towards the White House, and the lady of the reflecting pool tosses you the legendary Sword Bureaucracy, cutter of red tape, wielder of the governmental contract, which George Washington was said to wield. And yes, it is a lightsaber.
Be a Senator.
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...Um.(2) The FBI arrest you for two counts of free speech and one count of telling it like it is. You are taken to Guantanamo Bay for questioning about your terrorist nature.Time to slash Nazi communist terrorist Vietcong, for America!Type extensive report explaining all the problems with this. Also:
(5) You flee to your secret base in the Alps, from whence you send out a psychic rallying cry.Why? I'm nowhere near Europe, they'll probably drown on the way, and if not they'll have to get through the Swiss military first.
Far away in Canada, your call is answered.
The Radioactive Mutant Caribou Grim Reapers are coming. Be afraid.
Use electroshock to gain electrical superpowers. Subsequently take over Guantanamo....Why not.
Aid action. Also gain superpowers.
Prepare my court case which points out all the things wrong with the case. Contemplate just bouncing the exact same charges back at the FBI. Like, the whole FBI.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perpublicon: Publishing the Perplexicon
« on: December 06, 2013, 11:05:57 pm »
"Dust Erupt-From-Ground!" Point at and focus on Tsuchi, backing up.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Name Pending: A Toronto-set Worm-based Parahuman RP: Trope Page
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:59:27 pm »
It's as official a name as this will ever get. It's even on the--wait, I never mentioned the TV Tropes page, did I?
There's a TV Tropes page.
There's a TV Tropes page.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bizarre Slime [Suggestion Game]
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:57:52 pm »Yes, but swear to ourselves only use it when absolutely necessary, and only do it with consent.Or...we could use it to bring people back to life.
I mean, presumably the soul is in control of the body, right?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Superpowers, Inc: Rebooted!
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:49:21 pm »
You could get some kind of job working with rare chemicals...but you don't have the credentials, probably. You feel like making villains, but maybe heroes would be better for PR? Or maybe a nemesis duo?
Tough.
You return home.
"You live here? Is there even enough space for both of us?"
P.S. Please provide more than a response. Say, plans for how you intend to spend this day.
Tough.
You return home.
"You live here? Is there even enough space for both of us?"
Spoiler: Base (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Supplies (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Employees (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Other Resources (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Formulas Known (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Theories (click to show/hide)
P.S. Please provide more than a response. Say, plans for how you intend to spend this day.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Now with 100% more Persona elements!
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:43:27 pm »
<What? Nuriel is being unusually abrasive today. Even for her.>
<Am not!>
<Are you saying you're normally this argumentative and annoying?>
Will removes his bracelet and hands it to the kid sitting next to him, who puts it on. He starts convulsing.
"Still gonna make fun of me for wearing it?"
<Am not!>
<Are you saying you're normally this argumentative and annoying?>
Will removes his bracelet and hands it to the kid sitting next to him, who puts it on. He starts convulsing.
"Still gonna make fun of me for wearing it?"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: X-COM Only War: War Room/Barracks (Anyone can post)
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:41:55 pm »
Dr. Drake (my character) is interested. As for time...next week is final's week, so if we don't overlap with those, sleep, or work (or anything not yet scheduled), it should be fine.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Now with 100% more Persona elements!
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:40:48 pm »"Oh."<Yes. I'm fine. And we're supposed to be paying attention.>
<You sure you okay?> Angel didn't say anything about mind talking.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Paranoia XP- XANF)IIHNWFUJNSIFNJ
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:39:15 pm »Failure to turn in an application is treason, citizens.Ah. Who are the Commie mutant traitors who have failed to return their character applications?EDIT: It was... TAHUJDT! And also all other citizens who didn't submit applications.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:21:52 pm »
*zapzapzap*
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Name Pending: A Toronto-set Worm-based Parahuman RP: Attention Waitlisters!
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:21:28 pm »
"Oh, right! Um. Let's see."
"Oh for the love of--Should I just tell him that one prophecy? The famous one that got on international news for, like, a whole weekend?"
"Ah! You remember that one?"
"I remember everything. Ahem:
"They came from a world unknown
And, yet, a world much like our own!
They came, a single one by one
And rose, one like the rising sun,
Another with the growing--um.
Boring, where's all the good stuff?
The Hero fought the Five Horsemen
(Why isn't that line rhymun'?)
And they give boons to the Chosen,
For purposes in time frozen.
The Six watch to further their goals
And others wait to fill the holes.
The Hero will shorten this wait
With his battles born of--wait.
When does this interest again?
You are a stupid vision...hen?
The Flame and Branch have now allied
(This is boring, my int'rest died.)
But the Serpent alone stares
At the world, and living in it
Breathes the planet and is fit
To win this game, this game of words
Which kill nations as dead as swords."
At times, the Oracle, looks a bit embarrassed.
"Not my best prophecy. Now I can't remember a word of what's missing."
[ocr b]"It got like three-point-four million views on YouTube, and only about twelve thousand dislikes. To four dozen likes."[/ocr b]
"Do you want to be in the Four?"
[ocr b]"Like you'd kick me out. I'm the only one here with any cred."
"Oh for the love of--Should I just tell him that one prophecy? The famous one that got on international news for, like, a whole weekend?"
"Ah! You remember that one?"
"I remember everything. Ahem:
"They came from a world unknown
And, yet, a world much like our own!
They came, a single one by one
And rose, one like the rising sun,
Another with the growing--um.
Boring, where's all the good stuff?
The Hero fought the Five Horsemen
(Why isn't that line rhymun'?)
And they give boons to the Chosen,
For purposes in time frozen.
The Six watch to further their goals
And others wait to fill the holes.
The Hero will shorten this wait
With his battles born of--wait.
When does this interest again?
You are a stupid vision...hen?
The Flame and Branch have now allied
(This is boring, my int'rest died.)
But the Serpent alone stares
At the world, and living in it
Breathes the planet and is fit
To win this game, this game of words
Which kill nations as dead as swords."
At times, the Oracle, looks a bit embarrassed.
"Not my best prophecy. Now I can't remember a word of what's missing."
[ocr b]"It got like three-point-four million views on YouTube, and only about twelve thousand dislikes. To four dozen likes."[/ocr b]
"Do you want to be in the Four?"
[ocr b]"Like you'd kick me out. I'm the only one here with any cred."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Now with 100% more Persona elements!
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:05:54 pm »Meme turns to Angel and whispers.Angel shrugs.
"You okay? What they talking about?"
"We're not supposed to talk in class, anyways."
<And, supposedly, there are rules against turning into demons.>
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: X-COM: Only War Science and Engineering thread.
« on: December 06, 2013, 10:02:02 pm »
I suggest a two-part research project of "Medi-kit" and "How to Properly Curse the Government's Lack of Alien Tissue Samples," especially since the results of the latter could be modified to apply to battlefield situations.