May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
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"Tried. Didn't work. Bound to my soul, blah, blah, blah. Apparently, I die if someone removes it.""I can think of some ways around that..."
"Okay, I should specify... My soul dies. A-K-A, I don't reincarnate. So, I choose to ride this out instead.""Hm. Well, let's see if we can find a good souls person to take a strong look at it. Where did you get this curse, anyways?"
Yes, and general rule of thumb is to respect the dead. Please don't necro. You got my hopes up.+1
Just waiting on a mysterious hat to post the turn...Remuthra's in the game?
((Put it like this.((What about magical criminals? Like, say, Amy Hart?
If we have to get involved, it's too FUBAR for normal law enforcement already.))
Layout to house.Not to complain, but...proportions are a bit off in that picture. The "coffee table" is bigger than the dining room table, the dresser in the master bedroom is bigger than the couch, the kids' beds are as big as an oven... Also, it looks like there's just an open doorway between the hall and the kids' room, and between the master bedroom and the bathroom. Which is nearly as big as their kitchen and dining room. And it's unclear where you get on and off the staircase.
Next to your name. That is your only stat.We're using a Chunky Salsa damage system when push comes to slaughter, then?
((Sorry, was at Tafe.))No problem. Only issue is that you didn't get a turn until this morning.
((Abel's going to pretty much wait until the induction ceremony, which is when he'll probably start interacting with some of the other players.))Yeah...that ceremony should be a chance to get people without the spotlight into a place where they can help.
((If derm actually isn't coming back, though I do hope that he does return (I did want to see the outcome of creating artificial superpowers and his purported penchant for mass destruction), can Kataiser remain alive as a meaningful background character? Regeneration serum is good for RP.))'Twas my plan.
"First chosen of the great dragon? What are you talking about?""Qilin."
I've been lurking the thread, but only for the visuals. If you stripped out the gimmick (first person pictures), it wouldn't be that interesting to read.Given many GMs' preference for text-based games, illustration almost counts as a gimmick.
Examine the pedestal.+1
-1You can never go wrong with a Morgan Freeman voice-changer+1
Book of Necromancy+1, what's the worst that could happen?
I'm still here, btw.I'll take your word for it.
Time to slash Nazi communist terrorist Vietcong, for America!Type extensive report explaining all the problems with this. Also:
*high-fives Remuthra for knowledge of Arthurian lore*Pull Excalibur out of the White House, thus crowning me as King President of the United States.(4) You take a walk towards the White House, and the lady of the reflecting pool tosses you the legendary Sword Bureaucracy, cutter of red tape, wielder of the governmental contract, which George Washington was said to wield. And yes, it is a lightsaber.
Be a Senator.
