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The Martin's angrily finish working on the papers, yelling about it being Mrs. Martin's grandmother's idea and that they would not help this girl who was not their daughter.

The mother goes on like a sailor and considers suing again.

The mother punches the view port. The husband backs away slowly, because raging Mrs. Martin is very bad.

The view port shuts off and Mrs Martin gets a bruised knuckle for her troubles.

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"You would think that showing them the footage of our headmistress torturing an interdimensional being for hurting her students would calm them down.

Clearly not."

Quote from: Parisbre56 on December 04, 2013, 03:08:55 pm

((I wonder if the Doctor has taught him his trademark "'Hey, look at that!' *syringe to the neck*" technique.))

Quote from: piecewise on October 26, 2013, 12:57:06 pm

"Alright I want you to smile and say 'Huh?' while I stick this syringe full of chemicals into your neck." Maurice says.

"Huh?"

"Perfect."

He jabs you in the neck with a syringe and everything goes black.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 04, 2013, 09:23:56 am

All members of this thread are Troubleshooters, as detailed in the OP. Failure to read the OP is treason.

The OP contains information in colors above your clearance level. Failure to skip these portions until such time as you are cleared to read them is treason. By incorrectly asserting failure to read the entire OP is treason, you have admitted to reading the entire OP, including portions above your clearance, which is treason. Please stand by for summary execution. We hope your experience was satisfactory, and wish you a nice day.

Welcome, new Troubleshooters! Thank you for joining the fight to keep the Computer safe from Traitors! Your clearance level has now been raised to RED. If you are not familiar with the duties of a Troubleshooter, the Computer thanks you for conforming to security regulations. Only Traitors break security regulations. Your new clearance level qualifies you to read the first section part of the Paranoia XP Handbook. Reading parts of higher clearance levels is punishable by summary execution. The second section has clearance Ultraviolet. If you are discovered harboring knowledge of the second section of the book, you will be summarily executed.
Additionally, you will be provided a basic color guide of security levels for easy understanding. Remember, the color levels you do not have access to are themselves classified portions of this guide, so do not look at those portions of the guide.

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INFRARED
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After reading the first portion of the guide, complete a Troubleshooter Application Form and submit it to your Game Master. The Game Master, in his infinite wisdom, will allow players to submit their own character sheets. Remember: The Computer is your friend.  Therefore, the Game Master is your friend. The Game Master will be playing a Straight Game.

Player List:

REVISED AS PER DIRECTIVE 220.6.3.5.721.51.52..6.