May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
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Friend Computer has maintained the Standard Theme as the default theme for all eternity. Are you questioning the wisdom of Friend Computer?Ah, but it is not my assertion that the assignment of the Standard theme was incorrect; perish the thought, for Friend Computer is, as you yourself state, incapable of making any errors. Rather, it is the continued use by the user that is treasonous, one that you, inveterate that you are, continue to cling to.You claim that the Standard theme is treasonous. However, the Computer has assigned the Standard theme to nearly the entire forum, and the Computer does not make mistakes. Therefore you have made a false accusation of treason, which is treason. Similarly, your claims that this loyal citizen is a traitor are ergo also false, and hence treasonous to have made. Furthermore, you have implied that the Computer made a mistake, which is treason, and you have threatened a loyal citizen, which is treason.The Darkling style utilizes a default background colour suitable for all classification levels, from Infrared on up. Your admission of your use of the standard theme's Ultraviolet backgrounds has confirmed your treasonous behaviour.This poor individual is unable to partake, but in the spirit of this game, humbly wishes to report to Friend Computer that other posters are using text that may appears in colors above their security clearance when using certain forum themes. Though I never was able to actually play before, I learned about the game from the best real-life game opening I've ever heard: Paranoia Game Master brings a bowl of regular chocolate M&Ms before the game starts for the players. Hilarity ensues.The Computer has assigned the Standard theme to the Forum Games and Roleplaying subforum. Use of other forum themes is treason. Please report for termination, commie.
...[You people are awesome >_>]((Thanks.))
It is not treason to know enough of Commie practices to recognize them. You have made a false accusation of treason, which is treason. Moreover, if we were unaware of such practices, we would be unable to detect Commies. You are attempting to help prevent the location of Commies, which is treason. Finally, not only was Darkling created by Friend Computer, it is mandatory in certain subforums. Referring to a creation of Friend Computer as treasonous is treason, as well as obviously untrue. Deceit is treason. Please report to the execution chambers, Commie.Not to mention which, he has demonstrated knowledge and usage of the Commie Mutant traitor Darkling theme, showing his affiliation with the traitorous Commies.You claim that the Standard theme is treasonous. However, the Computer has assigned the Standard theme to nearly the entire forum, and the Computer does not make mistakes. Therefore you have made a false accusation of treason, which is treason. Similarly, your claims that this loyal citizen is a traitor are ergo also false, and hence treasonous to have made. Furthermore, you have implied that the Computer made a mistake, which is treason, and you have threatened a loyal citizen, which is treason.The Darkling style utilizes a default background colour suitable for all classification levels, from Infrared on up. Your admission of your use of the standard theme's Ultraviolet backgrounds has confirmed your treasonous behaviour.This poor individual is unable to partake, but in the spirit of this game, humbly wishes to report to Friend Computer that other posters are using text that may appears in colors above their security clearance when using certain forum themes. Though I never was able to actually play before, I learned about the game from the best real-life game opening I've ever heard: Paranoia Game Master brings a bowl of regular chocolate M&Ms before the game starts for the players. Hilarity ensues.The Computer has assigned the Standard theme to the Forum Games and Roleplaying subforum. Use of other forum themes is treason. Please report for termination, commie.
You claim that the Standard theme is treasonous. However, the Computer has assigned the Standard theme to nearly the entire forum, and the Computer does not make mistakes. Therefore you have made a false accusation of treason, which is treason. Similarly, your claims that this loyal citizen is a traitor are ergo also false, and hence treasonous to have made. Furthermore, you have implied that the Computer made a mistake, which is treason, and you have threatened a loyal citizen, which is treason.The Darkling style utilizes a default background colour suitable for all classification levels, from Infrared on up. Your admission of your use of the standard theme's Ultraviolet backgrounds has confirmed your treasonous behaviour.This poor individual is unable to partake, but in the spirit of this game, humbly wishes to report to Friend Computer that other posters are using text that may appears in colors above their security clearance when using certain forum themes. Though I never was able to actually play before, I learned about the game from the best real-life game opening I've ever heard: Paranoia Game Master brings a bowl of regular chocolate M&Ms before the game starts for the players. Hilarity ensues.The Computer has assigned the Standard theme to the Forum Games and Roleplaying subforum. Use of other forum themes is treason. Please report for termination, commie.
Angel finnaly reachs the Light ball thing! its supper glowy! then you suddenly get the ability Deaths door phycic blast!...
This poor individual is unable to partake, but in the spirit of this game, humbly wishes to report to Friend Computer that other posters are using text that may appears in colors above their security clearance when using certain forum themes. Though I never was able to actually play before, I learned about the game from the best real-life game opening I've ever heard: Paranoia Game Master brings a bowl of regular chocolate M&Ms before the game starts for the players. Hilarity ensues.The Computer has assigned the standard theme to the Forum Games and Roleplaying subforum. Use of other forum themes is treason. Please report for termination, commie.
(( Uhm isn't the droid meant to repair my armor? It wasn't meant to be a fight at all lol not really anything I can do but do nothing and wait. ))((Or respond to the fact that Carl threw a droid at him. Or maybe remove your armor, that might make things easier.))
