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"However, you cannot create copies of yourselves or other participants..."

Angel immediately decides to test this loophole. After a few seconds' thought, she tries to create a copy of Superman.
She also glances back at Nimue.

"I'm afraid that though this may 'increase my power', I'm not going to be able to do this without a cash incentive." said Jordan, trying to keep himself calm. "Sorry, it's in my contract. I have to run a service here. American dollars, and preferably it should include the minimum, that is 500,000, and increase with all potential threats. By my estimate, I imagine this is going to run past a million. Possibly two. Otherwise, I'm afraid this competition is not for me."

"...Can I have that, too? And what will we be doing?"

A sudden jolt catches you off balance as you strike and you go tumbling off!

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Nice pic, although the species look a bit off. Where'd you find it? Just a deviantart search?

Get up, find an opportunity to strike one of the uninjured (or the least-injured) limbs!

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 11, 2013, 02:19:28 pm

A broken clock is right twice a day, evil can do good, and sometimes the butler actually did it. One example is not a pattern.

Too bad for the poor unicorns then. They'll have to bear the shame of killing anyone not a virgin female who approaches them, according to folklore, and if you follow the more ancient stories they're far more vicious.
Point being, unicorns are evil bastards

Let's face it, who is more numerous: People who lived in medieval Europe and thought unicorns were bastards, or the sum total of people who lived in medieval Europe and considered unicorns to be pure plus 99% of the people in Europe, America, Australia, and so forth over the past few centuries who considered unicorns to be a paragon of goodness?

and it doesn't really matter anyway since I'm transforming into a machine god planet.

Who has a name suspiciously similar to a mythical creature which is associated by almost everyone with goodness. Which I'm sure is just a coincidence, as is the fact that Unicron created a bunch of knights with shining chassises.

Bay12 for president

+1
We should have the drunken midget vote and the megalomaniac vote, two very important demographics.

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"Cool. I'd like to buy it. Any other quests? If not, where could I get some?"
Buy the knife, ask for quests.

Travel back in time to Germany in the early twentieth century. Kill a man who is arguably the worst dictator of all time: Kaiser Wilhelm.

While I'm back there, make sure that the leader of Germany during WWII is an idiot. Maybe someone who flunked the entrance exam to art school a couple times.

"Hey. Conny. Listen to me. You might have been made by Selina, but that doesn't make you any less of a person."

"What does this knife do? And do you have any more quests?"

Ask.

You could count this as a reserve, I guess.

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