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((He mentioned tests on students before killing them. Or something like that.))((He never mentioned killing them.))
((Thank you.))Before I am forced to take action, I must ask: do you intend to harm the students of this academy, or is this a massive misunderstanding?"No. Ideally, we'd run some tests and go from there."
"At this point, I'm more concerned about your claims that we spoke face-to-face. Or that you spoke to my face, however you want to put it. That, and your inability to focus on what my points are.My, the daemons in this realm aren't that perceptive. They blabber about rolls and tanri and act confused and offended when others do the same.See how annoying it can be when certain people keep on referring to things in the terms from their own universe. Also invisible would imply I had a body."No idea what you're talking about, nor how something without a body can claim to be talking to someone's face."
(Is everyone resorting to being criminals and murderers?((No. I'm trying to be a hero, saving that one guy's DnD set.))
Holy shit, this one is lifting A fucking building.(*super strength, can list 7 thousand tons.))((FYI, you can't do that regardless of your strength. What you can do, however, is rip a building to bits.))
(If it makes you feel better, I'm not quite using that clause right anyways.))You can't argue with the Constitution!(This is roll to dodge. The eternal dice beat your puny constitutions unless doesn't feel like it.)
Become Unicorn, one of my many alter egos.I knew it. You were nice at heart.
See how annoying it can be when certain people keep on referring to things in the terms from their own universe. Also invisible would imply I had a body."No idea what you're talking about, nor how something without a body can claim to be talking to someone's face."
"Unfortunate...unsurprising, though."Not much, been trying to find my bearings here, finding it hard to mesh thoughStella looks for Will and/or Meme, she can't seem to mesh with the people originally from this world"Hey, Stella. What's up?"
"If you think that talking to me when I can't see you counts as talking to my face, you display a lack of comprehension of Common. If you think I'm a demon despite coming from Hell, and not looking a thing like a fiend of any race, you display a lack of common sense. And I'm talking to one of those invisible people."SECONDLY YOU'RE JUST BUTTHURT BECAUSE WE COULD KICK YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS ALL AROUND TOWN!The devil hears a voice in his head.((He's actually a 100% full human. Just slightly, you know, dead.))QuoteI am fairly sure that most of the assembly collected here would prefer it if you were to stop talking about checks and the like. It would be as if myself and my host referred to shooting as a Ballistics Skill check and tried to argue the minuate of the 6th edition rule book in relation to this society. Also I have to say this: Psychics beat Warlocks fucker."Whoever you are, say that to my face. Psions are terrible in five ways from Sunday. First, they take the mystery out of psionic aberrations. Second..."
(I'm guessing Empy would interrupt at some point?))
Also we are saying this to your face, daemon.
