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Before I am forced to take action, I must ask: do you intend to harm the students of this academy, or is this a massive misunderstanding?

"No. Ideally, we'd run some tests and go from there."

"How the hell could you not deflect that? It was literally diffusing into the air."

"In our world, you can't 'deflect' spells. Hypothetically, you could counterspell something, but I don't happen to have the spell 'Summon Gaseous Whatever-That-Was' prepared today."

The word "progresses," as well as the phrase "common sense," agree with Remuthra's interpretation.

"What you like do?" Meme asks happily.

Nimue shrugs.
((I should be going to bed soon.))

"Rocks break, they don't squeeze."

"Don't do small. Can't. It'd be big. Can't change density, either."

"Um... what's the Player's Handbook? You still didn't tell me what a warlock is... and what do I have to do with wizards?"

"Your scrolls, your spells, everything points to you being or at least knowing a lot of wizards. And a warlock is an arcane caster of sorts, who uses spells instead of invocations. And you don't know what the Player's Handbook is? It's the core...oh. Oh. Oh! Ahaha, this is more valuable than we realized..."
The man tosses Victoria to the side, and looks for the smallest person in the crowd...Angel. He grabs her and drags her through the flaming portal.
Several seconds later, the man is catapulted back through said portal, followed closely by Alan.

((Are they inside the academy?))

Yes.

"Um... what's a warlock? >_________< Wait... what's wizard?"

"...A wizard is an arcane caster who prepares spells and thinks that being theoretically able to cast any spell in the Players Handbook if they know what's coming makes them so much better than spontaneous casters, sorcerers, who think that they are so much better than warlocks, because warlocks never learn more than a dozen or so tricks. They're wrong, and I want you to say it."

((In Hell...right by the portal...leading to the school...Are you trying to derm everything?!?))