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Magical Girls and forum goers, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you monsters?


dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and web surfing without pants. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged tapioca, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Are You Smarter Than a Forty-Seventh grader so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets up your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to soil.

[To Maria, Nuriel, Demons Run, and Yuri]<So, there is a very easy way to stop Selina from dying that was just found out! You all have to [redacted] with her!> COnny waits for the explosion of wait what!?

<...And she's fine with this?> Nuriel sounds excited but cautious.

Angel looks around, trying to think of something to say to Alistair.

((True wuv

((Okay, seriously, go all-in or not at all. True Love or Twu Wuv.))

Quote from: RangerCado on October 14, 2013, 11:47:40 am

"T-talisman...?" Selina is confused.

"Amulet, whatever. That way we don't have to find a bloody Grail or something to fix you the next time some idiot decides to curse the girlfriend of an ancient mage, God, a badass succubus, and piss off her friends."

<Thank you, Richard.>

((Let me ask you: Did anyone not know how the Star Wars original trilogy was going to end?
Was this certainty what anyone complained about?))

((Okay, bad example, but seriously, there are hundreds if not thousands of examples of stories where you know the outcome from the start, or serials where you quickly learn how things will pan out. Look at The A-Team; it was formulaic, yet people still think fondly of it. Heck, look at Romeo and Juliet--Shakespeare tells you right from the beginning how it's going to end, yet it's considered one of the great plays in all history.))

((My point is, just knowing the protagonist is going to "win" in some sense or another doesn't have to kill your excitement.))

Locate cover. Hide behind it.

Get my pages unstuck!

Inquire with the bank about inventory increase or temporary storage. If the latter is possible, store Parasect and Haunter. If not, fuse them into Parater.

Then go out and catch some more Pokemons!

((Is that a Spaghetti Shoggoth? Because I would eat the crap out of that Eldrich abomination. And if it isn't, I must try to make one))

((It's standing up too well. Probably clay or something.))

"So, um...what did you do while we were gone, Alistair?"