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((Huh. IIRC Darnos almost killed Medea at one point, so I'm surprised she doesn't remember him.))((Confused Medea and MAria again.))
Gerard is hungryGerard hears a distant clocktower's bell ring seven times. A couple minutes later, a plate appears on his bed. It contains dry pancakes--no syrup or anything. A second later, a banana appeared next to the plate, followed by a glass of orange juice.
((He did.))"I suppose so...say, there wouldn't happen to be a Darnos in your world, would there?"((Hah. Something Will can't super intuit.
... Perhaps he should ask Medea?))
"DOC! YOU BEEN BREAKING THE ANTI-GENETIC'S LAWS AGAIN?" She shouts down the hall at the infirmary.
"I'LL ALTER THE DNA OF WHO I WANT, WHERE I WANT AND WHEN EVER I WANT TO. GET OFF MY BACK WOMAN!"
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"...Okay then. Um, I was wondering because I wanted to see what happens when I give pills to stuff, and I wanted to try it on stuff that wouldn't get mad at me or shout at me or try to burn my torso off or something if it went wrong...Where are the lab rats, and do I need to pay to use them?"
Slightly less-innocent questioning.
"I don't think he has a girlfriend and humans don't give birth that quickly, nor do combat shells even.... I think he was the one who did the overload and created someone by accident with his magic. A child that is destruction incarnate. How cute!~☆""Dammit, Victoria, who is Darnos?"
Selina looks very embarrassed, ready to panic, and probably about to run if she got half a chance... again. (6000!)Angel and Angel stop what they are doing to hug Selina.
"She's fine, the nurse just fortified the two of the inside since there was a massive spell overload, it's fine now though. ANDDARNOSHADACHILD!~☆" Victoria seems to be incredibly excited about the last part."What? Oh no! Who with? ...And how long has it been there?"
As Urist runs, he pulls something out of his backpack. It's... a cat?((Looks like...the cat is out of the bag.))
[Bigf01t Pot:1+1] A wisp of grey fog appears but blows away. Damn it.((Better luck next turn. Geez, two 1's in a row? Thank Zentol you had that +1 Pot...))
[Bigf01t Pot:1+1] Something made of arcane energy appears, but it fizzles out. Damn it!
You set aside your arcane tools again and attempt to will the two grey fogs- still present, you note- to activate. They don't. Damn it!!
