Ask Goom-Bess if she has any problems with being "upgraded" by Polydectes. If the answer is no, we should probably upgrade her instead. Yes, Slog is adorable; there's no questioning that. However, he's absolutely useless. While I do want to avoid killing him because, well, d'aww, I certainly don't want to waste resources on him.
+1
What if one of Slog's later skills is the ability to turn into King Slog at-will?
Alternatively, we may someday find an infinite food source.
What if one of Goom-Bess's later skills is precognition?
Alternatively, we may someday find an evidently impassable obstacle that Goom-Bess knows how to pass. Or a cannon fueled by trivia.
What? Who care's about looks?
When the difference in looks is the difference between more or less makeup? Basically no one.
When the difference in looks is the difference between a human and a horrible eldritch monstrosity? Basically everyone.
I'm thinking along the lines of Nobodies from Kingdom Hearts. A Person who loses their heart may create a Nobody if their Heart was strong enough. If their Heart was even stronger yet their Nobody will have their Humanoid form rather than the standard run-of-the-mill monster form.
Of course...
1. Heart =/= Soul Star
2. This isn't Kingdom Hearts
3. Riltia lost her Soul Star, and she turned into a horrible Illborn monster. Why wouldn't other Siblings do the same? You can handwave all you like, but unless you come up with a concrete reason why Riltia's case was so horribly, horribly away from what could happen elsewhere, you're just blathering.
So maybe if we did this Cain would just become a standard Illborn, because the condition to make him Willborn is fulfilled. Now in that case, if we did that would we come back to Cain's boss room and find a Hellyfish floating in his place?
No. Why the hell are you strawmanning me? That's like if I asked if you would expect to see Wilford in Cain's throne room.
I just think that siblings probably already fulfill whatever condition that causes Chief to look more-or-less normal and we'd find Cain looking more or less the same. Naturally, I've got no proof at this point but I find it a reasonable enough idea for the present.
And I find it a reasonable idea that the one example we have of an Illborn sibling, Willborn or no, is not horribly un-representative of the norm, and hence horribly monstrous Sibling Illborn are not something we can discount because of Kingdom Hearts.
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I like this theory.
Also, if this is true, we should really stop using Second Shift weapons.
Probably, yeah.
"Vi! Vi! What could possibly be interfering here?"
This implies that Ciro believes herself to have authority. I think that she's the Queen of Angels (and thus also the Lord/King; I can never remember which one is Oric), which is why Oric wants her dead.
"TRAINING'S DONE,
BYE BYE OLDFORD.
DOWN WITH THE KING
LONG LIVE THE LORD."
Sounds like Oric's the King. Probably.
That's hilarious and I don't know why.
I know that you will hate me, but we should use it to make Goombess a non-illborn.
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Not a bad goal.