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Meme walks over to the two, looking very curious.((Which two?))
"You think I be a good mommy?" Meme asks curiously, tilting her head incredibly cutely.
Offer rod an energy recharge. Ask about his problems with the nativesAlso exchange news of the outside universe for a bit more knowledge of the area.
I think we need to tell Koro what's going on. Fully inform him bout the situation with Killman and the tutor. It benefits nobody for him to be surprised by this, and it could save us both a great deal of heartache if he's well informed. I think him learning magic is a good move, but let's ask for his opinion and preference on the matter. We want him to lern to treat others well, so let's teach by example rather than keeping secrets and making decisions that will affect his entire life without even talking to him about it.Sounds like a plan. I'd still rather have Koro taught than risk the wrath of Killman and the chance of Koro's magic misfiring.
Also, I note that we don't actually need to get pregnant to appear pregnant.Wait, what?
First things first, "shoot them up".Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratopsEldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.
kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.
I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]
Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of C-4 to the bottom is in order?
"*GULP* L-l-l-l-lets not t-t-talk about it..." Selina fights her blush, not wanting it to happen again. (750)AMGel wonders if Selina could add other things to Conny...maybe they could figure out some way to turn her into a drawing and then draw extra stuff on her? She began making plans with TAngel.
Selina draws the skyblue scales onto Conny, adding a small sheen to them as if they had been in water for a little bit.
"Um... th-th-this good...?" Selina asks Stella.
((I know nothing of snakes btw))((Clearly. "Snakes are not slimy" is a phrase I clearly remember reading in a large number of books on the subject I read when young, similar to "people kill more sharks than sharks kill people" and the like. Snakes are not slimy, although they may be wet.))
Victoria quickly applies smelling salts while using the pendant to send gentle kissing through.Angel idly wonders what percentage of the world's supply of smelling salts were used on Selina. Probably less than a percent of a percent of them.
Meanwhile, SA!Stella is trying and failing to find a way to Kiss will properly with a muzzle.Will grins at her attempts.
((What the hell. What did I miss.))((Get on IRC.))
[08:40] <@GreatWyrmGold> Um.
[08:41] <@GreatWyrmGold> Hey, why is no one here?
[08:43] <@GreatWyrmGold> Helooooo!
Given that Darnos is the kind of person who isn't only incapabl of love, but would express his equivalent by trying to kill said person, I doubt she would.((That explains a lot.))
Also, Darnos has a tendency to overshot on a surprising amount of his rolls, but I generally reroll most of them as it'd be rally inconvenient to have him ripping holes in reality every time he waved his hand.((Cheater.))
((Me and Wolf are on opposite sides of the world, one wakes up as the other goes to sleep))((wolf and I aren't too far off.))
