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First things first, "shoot them up".Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratopsEldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.
kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.
I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]
Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
We seem to be running out of things to change. Perhaps adding another block of C-4 to the bomb is in order?
((WHICH ONE! *sigh* please specify but I assume TA!Selina.))((The one with the bolded text. And the massage was referring to Ashley's, which succeeded in relaxing Selina, not one which the Angels gave.))
First time: "shoot them up".Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratopsEldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.
kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.
I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Translation: Strange, nonsense French words.]
Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
Wrong, wrong, wrong. It'sI shall be the God of Order.Motion the Council of Gods to smite the interloper.
