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((Well, um...have fun with your out-of-town-ness?))

Quote from: kopout on September 29, 2013, 11:37:52 am

Quote from: Scood on September 29, 2013, 10:44:51 am

Quote from: Helgoland on September 29, 2013, 07:25:51 am

Quote from: THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE on September 29, 2013, 07:06:38 am

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself mutating the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Jesus this time and planned his keg party, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "shoot them up".

I'd rather have Koro tutored, since if we do so willingly we'll have a better chance of being allowed to oversee the process than if Killman has to kidnap Koro.

Quote from: Again_Dejavu on September 29, 2013, 06:29:26 pm

"HEY! Could someone hwlp me move this?"
Gerard has approximately a 1.5 meter cubed block of high explosives

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!, HOW IS IT A GOOD IDEA!

"By being transported by careful hands...or claws. Could you help out?"
If Stella consents, Will moves much of the block (aside from anything Angerus carries) onto Stella's back, feeling a bit irrationally ashamed for having a woman carry the load and trying very hard to remind himself that she is probably stronger than everyone else in the room combined (except Angerus, if he is present).

((Whoops. Ah well, the observatory has wi-fi right?))

Set up a workshop.
Begin work on powered armor of some kind.

Also, The Incredibles is required viewing for all members of the Amazing Superheroes.

((If I was running a superhero organization, The Incredibles would NOT be on the Required Viewing/Reading List.))

Quote from: Sirus on September 29, 2013, 05:30:34 pm

((OOC question: Will we get the opportunity to learn or gain new powers as we go?))

(Skills can be learned. Powers/weaknesses can be gained from laboratory accidents, radiation, exposure to a parallel universe, or the government finding out in a survey that what the public wants is a flying superhero that can create kittens from thin air.)

((And if a survey indicates that they want a mechanic who can throw arrows from his tail or confuse vision?))

Quote from: Helgoland on September 29, 2013, 04:43:43 pm

Quote from: Furtuka on September 29, 2013, 04:07:57 pm

Quote from: kopout on September 29, 2013, 11:37:52 am

Quote from: Scood on September 29, 2013, 10:44:51 am

Quote from: Helgoland on September 29, 2013, 07:25:51 am

Quote from: DarkDXZ on September 29, 2013, 07:06:38 am

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote pyramid

First time: "feels up".

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 29, 2013, 04:56:47 pm

Will hides under Stella's wing.

Stella squeezes slightly with her wing, just enough to make it feel like a hug (hopefully)

Will tries to find something of Stella's to hug back. He settles on a leg.

<Sorry! Sorry! Wrong bit...>
[DEX:70+72] Victoria decides to:

Quote from: IronyOwl on May 05, 2012, 11:20:55 pm

Try again, only less molestery. A lot less molestery.

((Pfft.))