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Batlizard's life is a life of crime, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything else but a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Three Musketeers for some quick cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

KEEP UNDOING MY MISTAKES

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Batlizard's life is a life of crime, women, and bowling without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally breaking into the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save him this time and planned his heist, which was eventually delayed because he refused to escape in anything else but a space yacht.

Leon joined the Three Musketeers for some quick cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and exquisite meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Combat is a form of art for this pink lizard.

KEEP UNDOING MY CHANGES

Batman's life is a life of crime, women, and borrowing without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally breaking into the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save him this time and planned his heist, which was eventually delayed because he refused to escape in anything else but a space yacht.

Leon joined the Three Musketeers for some quick cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and exquisite meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Combat is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 28, 2013, 12:57:41 pm

Quote from: Tomcost on September 28, 2013, 12:50:38 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 28, 2013, 12:43:18 pm

Quote from: miauw62 on September 28, 2013, 12:41:11 pm

You cannot distinguish pink and transparent! You are pink-transparent colorblind![/color]

Well, that ruins the whole thing,

Wait, have I just killed the derail? Cool

No, just the joke I was playing on hach.

I still don't get the joke, unless that joke is on you, since you are writing lots and lots of girly text.

Batman's life is a life of crime, women, and borrowing without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally breaking into the bedroom of the prime minister’s horse, while looking for the wine cellar.

He knew no amount of beer could save him this time and planned his heist, which was eventually delayed because he refused to escape in anything else but a space yacht.

Leon joined the Three Musketeers for some quick cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and exquisite meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Combat is a form of art for this pink gentleman.

Well, it was more because of the cannibalism than anything else.

Also, I'll be using this as my generator:
http://www.rps.net/cgi-bin/stone/randpower.pl

Will you be discarding "nonsense" results? This one, for instance:

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Testguy has been known to force vampires to flee. Also, he can levitate faster than the speed of thought using a stupendous plane and he developed the talent to make duplicates of himself. Testguy has the power to transform illusion into dust and he has mastered the ability to communicate with flies verbally. He likewise possesses the power to block kinetic shockwaves and deflect them against a series of foes and he is protected from damage by alien technology. Shamefully, Testguy is notorious for being powerless.

"He has all these powers but is powerless". Makes no sense whatsoever.

Yes, and some may be overpowered too.

Ex.

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Testman can transform water into steel, but never in the presence of a cow. Additionally, he has developed an unbelievable agility and he possesses the power to steal any talent of his foes and use it against them. Testman has an unimaginable knack at fighting in the dark, however using this power draws a lot of attention. He is known for his mind-blowing swarm of tools, but only when angry. Testman carries a dangerous BFG and he has learned to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it toward a single adversary. Shamefully, Testman becomes tired in the presence of corbomite.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 28, 2013, 12:43:18 pm

Quote from: Tomcost on September 28, 2013, 12:42:34 pm

Quote from: miauw62 on September 28, 2013, 12:41:11 pm

You cannot distinguish pink and transparent! You are pink-transparent colorblind!

How can someone be colorblind of something that lacks a color?

Well, that ruins the whole thing,

Wait, have I just killed the derail? Cool

You pull your head out of a urinal and stagger out into the hall, trailing toilet paper and plumbing behind you. You appear to have blundered your way into a workshop of sorts; there are several machines- of which you can't really guess the function of beyond the fact that they appear very technical- and technicians staring at you blankly.

"Stairs down?" you ask, pulling a toilet seat off your arm and brushing porcelain dust off your suit.

One of the techs points out a door to the left.

"Thanks."