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"Why are you laughing?"

Quote from: Xantalos on September 10, 2013, 01:24:54 pm

NOMNOMPILL

You eat a pill made of nail clippings, gauss rounds and Xeno spit. Surely, SURELY nothing could go wrong here.

Blood pours from your mouth as enormous, ragged, sharp teeth burst from your gums, tearing the old teeth out as they go. Metallic scales form on your arms and legs and coat the limbs up until about the elbow and knee. And everything goes strange in your head. The world goes fuzzy and the briefing room keeps changing, sometimes full of people you recognize, sometimes empty, sometimes full, but of people you've never seen before. You stumble about,dizzy.

"Um..." Grate starts making plans. He wonders if he could find his pill machine in the VR machine.

>Because you're criminals and being frozen and unconscious is a great way to prevent you from escaping or trying to escape. I mean by standard regulations you're supposed to be in stasis, so we're gonna keep up that facade until it's time to act with force. They're the trojans, we're the greeks, alright?

"Oh, yeah." Most of the people here, or at least most who Grate knew well, were too nice for him to think that they were criminals. Mister Jim, Miss Feyri, Lyra...
Looking around the room, he decided that he just knew an aberrant section of the HMRC population.

>Any more questions? If not, Joker team, head to the armory master and get geared up.  Jimiya team, Work out your plan for getting where you need to go and then report to the armory master for your mission fund. Everyone else, coordinate as best you can then see the armory master for your Mission fund as well.

Grate goes to the Armory Master.
"Mrs. Armory Master, how much mission fund do I have?"

Quote from: Xantalos on September 11, 2013, 10:39:00 am

Attempt to acquire more pills.

((Clearly another great idea.))

((I kinda hope that Xan never realizes that Grate has the pill-making machine.))

((Hm. Angel's lagging...))

I for one find your bad jokes hilarious.

I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult.

EDIT: Or, for that matter, if it's directed at me or someone who posted several posts before yours.

((I thought that escaping from a flood would be reason enough to go there))

((Oh, that's you in the purple robe?))

"...Almost certainly us. Joy."

I'm trying to get the update done because I will be gone for the next two days, so I'm trying to give this to you all so you don't go crazy while I'm not here waiting for an update.

You're just provoking the crazy, you know.

Portal up to the golden house bring my protector with me.

Ahem. You don't trespass on a wizard capable of turning your lower legs to gold and dumping you in a river.
We call it the "Golden Shoes" treatment.

Offer much golden stuffs for it.

You're not planning to sell my stuff without asking, are you?

---

"You'd expect someone to have told me about this. Well, let's see what the problem is..."
Create the Golden Giving-Up-On-Alliteration Submersible, a vehicle capable of constantly refreshing the air inside of it and floating or sinking as required. It has weapons and armor, specifically Giant Golden Guns and thick gold plating.
If successful, pilot the G.G-U-O-A.S. down through the flood of unusually viscous water.