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That is an impressive drawing and I wonder why more people haven't emmigrated to the fort.

Summon Golden Guns, golden weapons which summon high-velocity golden projectiles aimed at people, and distribute them amongst the dwarves.
Summon a Golden Gattler, a big gattling Golden Gun, and install it atop the Great Golden Gurdwara.
While I'm at it, summon some more Golden Guardians and station them at various points in the fortress.

Also, create the Golden Gate Bridge, a gold bridge with a gate on it to get across that nasty hole.

Kyle pokes Yuri since Selina was already salted.
((What do you do when people are passed out?))

I don't poke them!


I've lost track of what everyone's doing. Help?

Kyle is still running. Now there is an angry half giant as well as three bearded midget chasing him along with Angerus.

Why do an ogyrn and three squats care about Cultist-Chan?

((Mistress would be less creepy.))

...And you didn't get the Not!Selina is creepy vibe from, say, her macoism?

((ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!))
⚅ Victoria activates the bracelet and meets Not!Selina in Selina's mind, she was rather nervous.
-Fade to Black-
((Well no details at all. No lead up. No physical contact. Hell I'm not sure what they did. They could've just played scrabble for I know. I doubt this will trigger any roll.))

Agreed.
What the heck was that ⚅ supposed to be?

"Oh... _{sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry}"
[DEX:100+37] Throws the book out the wind and draws her PDW with both hands, she burst fires bullets into it repeatedly, tiny explosions and flames ripping it apart before it even hits the ground

Didn't Not-Selina get it from the library? Most libraries I've been to have policies against burning and shooting the books, while the rest never thought it would come up.

In Selina's head a voice laughs.
Well well well my dear, looks like you fucked up! You know its all because of you she did this?Your hatred, your weakness. She tried to please you but oh no, she was too dangerous to be with you. Now look at what you've done my dear. You've made me and that Succubus whore very, very proud. Have fun breaking hearts and killing innocent loved ones! Ta now!

Who is this jerk, anyways?

((Oh grimdarkness isn't my area of expertise. That would be Mc'lay's. Though I do think you would be cute together! Two innocent little godlings in world so much bigger than they are. At least he can see that you're all going to die in the end.))

"What is it with you 'gods' and your glottal stops? It makes you sound like evil elders gods from five-dollar fantasy novels you get in an airport."

Two weeks pass.

Do we get two more Research/Learning rolls?

Quote from: Empiricist on September 02, 2013, 03:51:48 am

((Um... I think quite a few of @RangerCado's posts allude to Selina being granted exception from combat due to her pregnancy. And Victoria won't be participating since I'll be AFK for hours each day for the rest of the week...))
"*sigh* I think they mixed up the records again. Considering Selina's medically unfit for combat right now and I'm still too unstable..."

((I'm assuming she gave birth in the two week time span, I mean I can change it but whatever.))

...Do you need to re-take health class?
If magic can't fix spines without endangering embryos, why would it allow pregnancies to proceed at a dozen times their normal speed?

Quote from: Empiricist on September 02, 2013, 03:55:35 am

((Pregnancy takes about 38 weeks.))

((I thought she had magical, bullshit pregnancy which made the time shorter. Also she would still be called in I she was going to act as mission control))

That was Victoria.

So... who ya bedding? *wink wink nudge nudge*

*smacks Gamerlord*
In what universe would that be even tangentially related to your business?

Its the fourth picture if you search this exactly: shy anime girl

Third for me. Neat?

...Holy cow thats shiny! The only thing missing is yellow fur and she could be a bit younger but, thats pretty good.

Now I can't decide if I want to see it or not!

I turn 19 in November.

I turn 19 in October! Hah!
Right at the end, but still...I'm about a week older than you.

What power?

The power of hoodoo.

Eh, depending on how shit goes Vornar may be reincarnated/ressurrected. Which means the balls of all who did not assist in his rebirth will be at risk.

What will you do about the girls who don't assist?
Or, for that matter, the woman who will not approve of penile detonation?

...So Selina is going to have to bleed her hand to sate the appete of two vampires now? Great! just great!

Actually, she'd only have to feed one. Meme would probably be the preferred bleeder for Nikki.

Wait, how old would Vornar be? He only died a few weeks ago!

Eight and change, actually. It's been a couple months what with the time-skips.

don't take this a racist, but a black dude's d*** after seckz

I don't take it as racist, just in extremely poor taste.

Kyle will never break. He was made by Gerber and Tervis.

Angel will not break. She will merely warp.
Unless you kill her friends in front of her or something. That would probably do the trick.

If she touches Cyrielle, Grey and Yellow will kill her with the razor. DEATH BY SLOW POISONING!!!

Angel will help!

Blargh, again its 1:54 over here, I'm tired as fuck and not thinking straight. Please excuse my arseness KJ.

Excused. I've felt and done the same. Often with more tyops.

Examine the clothes. Find a loose thread; unravel it from the rest.

Remove my head, then tie the string to those little plastic bridgy things inside the stud thing on top that I'm pretty sure are there...just get the string tied to the head in a way that won't come undone easily.

Go over to the door with the light on. Roll my head under it, keeping a hold on the string. Look around, reel my head back in.

(( Actually, it was about 5 pages of important information, interspersed into 35 pages of ramble. Also, has it really been 1000 posts since you last read this, or are you not on 50 per page? Cause I can't imagine not reading this at 50 per page anymore. ))

((Bah, you 50-ppp-supremacists make me...not sick, but mildly irritated!))

Head to the end of the hallway. Hostile people get thrown by their bone, same as always.

It wasn't elf.

NotActuallySelina has a depressing lack of appreciation for the glory that is pants.

Anyways, bedding soon. Let me know what Darnos rolls.