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Delayed by playing Small World. Stout Dwarves to start, clashing with the Swamp Trolls and watching the Berserk Ratmen and Heroic Amazons conquer the northern (?) half of the map; then the dwarves reclaimed their mine, went into decline, and got replaced by Dragonmaster Humans spawning deep in ratman territory. The trolls went into decline, and will be replaced by Wealthy Wizards...and now Seafaring Orc pirates from the Amazon player are attacking the opposite side of the board...
(Also present: declining Pillaging Ghouls and Hill Sorcerers. Same guy.)

Quote from: Empiricist on August 30, 2013, 03:39:11 pm

I'll just act the Devil's Advocate here, @Elf, Medea rolled a 20 to avoid having intercourse with Isaac previously. If @Cado was really to blame, she would've rolled a 1.

Keep in mind we both share the sphere of probability warping and I praised Cado for preventing intercourse. :3

So...if it's good you did it, if it's bad Cado did it?

"I may have accidentally had sex with Ash and got her pregnant."

Are you trying to imply that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?

((Page 92 there will be a time skip of two days! Its Friday motherfuckers~))

At what setting do you have your pages?!? By forum default, there's already over 1,200! (Over 1,600 if you count the OOC and Mission Threads.)

((Likewise, since honeymoons go for about 8 days on average, excluding travel time. Plus I'd rather finish the RP for that so that it doesn't end up as a series of fragmented allusions to events with no logical progression.))

You might want to work on a progression then, because it's mostly been cuddling with interpersed outings as far as I've been able to see.

I've done literally nothing other than greet you. Why hostile?

History. See: Broke Angel. Even if she started it, people who do that to little girls are typically not well-liked.
Especially if the Darnos-like individual goes to extreme lengths to avoid showing what the Angel-like individual actually did.

((Does Darnos have a bracelet unit?))

No, he didn't go to the wedding.

[Some fellow named Darnos. Apparently the rest of you know him, and rather poorly at that.]

Last time we saw him, he ran off after breaking Angel's leg and most of her facial bones.

((Will be gone for 1/2 hour or so))

Something Xantalos posted

Someone call Greenwich--The length of an hour has been redefined to be 10 minutes!

"Well if you cannot stand for something, then you might as well die. There is no purpose for your existence besides to be an antagonist to our lives."

Preach it!
Seriously, what's the fun in an inexplicably antagonistic person?

"YEAH, JUST, LET IT FUCKING CHILL, YA KNOW?! THIS MIGHT BE THE FUCKING START OF A BRAND NEW LIFE FOR YOU! A LIFE WHERE PEOPLE DON'T THINK OF YOU AS A FUCKING SOCIOPATH! IT COULD BE A WHOLE NEW FUCKING ADVENTURE!"

I approve of this epiphany!
Just remember, kids: Drugs don't make sociopaths into potential nice guys in real life. They make sociopaths into sociopathic drug addicts.

((SCP-087!))

Why don't you make Cassie instead?

Quote from: Projeck37 on August 30, 2013, 08:24:27 pm

More like instant anger shot.

Exactly, now he's too angry to be depressed.

Isn't that like breaking someone's arm so they forget about their cancer?

Quote from: Sentient Bowtie on August 30, 2013, 08:25:46 pm

Actually, I believe that Meme is the depression cure.

Too late, DARNOSCORP is muscling out the competition!

With an ineffective product? They're not staying in business.

Will hides behind his shield, dashing forward in a smashing manner if he hears any attack flies in front of him.

knowledge of this

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on August 30, 2013, 10:13:19 am

Class: I second the motion to link to the full rules.
Stats will be added after class. In fact, I suspect a lot will depend on the rules not in the OP.

They're linked twice, just not directly. Once in the general explanation, again at the top of the character creation sheet.
Also, now they're linked directly.

Good to know. I'll get to work on them...at some point...by tomorrow. Probably.

No. Stop. There will be no giant robot bonus battles.
_{None at all, I swear.}
Of course if there were I could force Theme to be an animal and give you a familiar that's that animal and make your giant robot that animal.
But that's not going to happen. :x

That actually sounds like fun. I'm considering making Angel some sort of artificer just to make this happen.

Hmm, less power ranger in aesthetic, but in mechanic of TRANSFORM AND NOW I AM ARMOR yes :p

Kind of like if the child of Tony Stark and...*checks TV Tropes* Kimberly Hart decided to go into the family business?

Angel is getting bored.

"What are we going to do now? Is Kyle done playing with his doll?"
<Good one, Angel.>
<...I'm not sure how to feel about that...>

What if the character is incapable of feeling that urge and it is physically impossible for them for feel lust?

If it's Medea, I'd still make her roll since Elf suggested it.

"What do I do?"