May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
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Bu i like playing the medic! I can't sniper or spy to save my life!I can't shoot to save my life. (Or avoid being shot, for that matter...but I'm worse at shooting.)
You don't have Diarahan, Cado....L4D, TF2, now what?
So you can't be a medic.
Waitwaitwait.Yes. A wedding. What is it?
A wedding.
A wedding.
A wedding.
*begins gaping and pointing at everyone*
*slapslapslapslapslapslapslap**retaliates with a blast of fire*
What about a se--Xantalos beat me to it.*slapslapslapslapslapslapslap*I am a steel type, Double slap isn't very effective.
Nope.Slower than Romeo and Juliet.
Also, is it just me or do people fall in love way too fast here?
Oh great. The Idea came up in my head.Wow, it made Xantalos gibber. Do share!
You guys made me think of The Idea.
*sees things*
*begins gibbering*
Edit: what the fuckOh good, I'm not the only one who thinks so.
There's nothing but romance
THERE IS NOTHING BUT ROMANCE
NOTHING
NOTHING EXCEPT COURTSHIP IS TAKING PLACE WITHIN THE THREAD
I'm waiting for Rag to inflict whatever kind of withdrawal torture on me before I move into the spotlight again.Didn't you make the DC?
More pregnant teens here than there are in medeival Europe.No, there are...okay, proportionally maybe, if we only take the PCs. Our squads probably make up a majority of the pregnant teenagers in the whole school.
Heh. Corvus, Az-Sho and Thaneos weren't as bad.Nor Neyravah. Well, he wasn't trying to be bad, he was just...not good at figuring out what mortals wanted.
Ah well. It's done anyhow.Only 100 and change to go!
I must return to reading TA. Page 1042 now.
Angel, as in the little girl with Nuriel in her. Remember?...Maybe? Why?Well...Quote-Mounted units will generally not have a living horse, wyvern, or pegasus to ride. They may have magic brooms, flying clouds, or other forms of transportation, or they may possess some special ability that triggers when they need to move. So long as it can explain the bonuses received, it is likely an acceptable "mount."And you are calling her Angel
I want you to try!Im scared. Hold me.I dont think that would be a good idea... At all.
Who would win in a hug, the dude made out of pure energy, or the dude made out of crystal and electricity? I dont know you, but i dont want to try.
...Maybe? Why?Going Pegasus Rider?VERY WIP.Spoiler: Angel Carlson (click to show/hide)
((Is the plane gonna explode or something?))1. Why would it?
"Men, we have something to tell you.Grate raises his hand.
As you know, soon we will be docking at Hephaestus for resupply. However, once there we have a bit of an... Errand to run.
Or more precisely, we have some work to do. Dirty work. The kind that starts with shooting and never bothers to ask questions later.
Some of you have been picked for this mission. You will be divided into two teams.
Team 1, or rather Team Joker, will be led by Milno"
At this he glanced over to the boy, or rather man at this point, at his side
and will consist of Thomas, Faith, Pancaek and Simus.
Team two, or team Diamond Heart , to be led by Jim and myself, will include Lukas, Bishop, Mesk, Flint; Auron and Xan.
You will be briefed on the details of your assignment within due time.
You are probably all wondering what the hell this is all about, so let me finish with this: if we are successful today, it will be the start of something that could change the face of the universe. The road will be long and hard, and some of you won't make it. What we do won't be pretty, but it must be done, for a better future for ourselves and for all of mankind.
Ladies, gentlemen, let's go conquer the galaxy.
Any questions?
what the hell happenedPlease be more specific.
why
what the fkuc
why
