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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - A Magical School RP
« on: August 28, 2013, 03:51:06 pm »
What time is it at the Academy?

((Ugh, fuck. I was awake until  2 last night. After I tried to sleep I kept on coughing and eventually had to go the ER. Because of all the fucking smoke in the sky from the fires in CA I've basically gotten astham until it clears up. I'm fucking wiped but I think I can do shit. Where is everyone's PC?))
Geez, I thought it was hot here...

<I-it won't...> [insert something about Selina wanting to help Victoria that doesn't sound creepy]
In this context, that's a high order.

((I should probably note that Victoria's id doesn't have any eros processes, it just has more death drive processes, so her understanding of love is fundamentally driven by an absolute willingness to die for her love interest rather than any physical attraction towards them.))
I'd like to draw attention to the fact that this could only happen on Bay12. Nowhere else has the situation and inclination to discuss the psychology of angels of death.

I really want Selina and Vicky on the mission. Selina needs to learn that war is hell~
She's pregnant.
Just don't send Alpha Squad in.


By the way rag, fine with me assigning pregnancy to Ashley in penance for that overlong and slightly creepy foreplay/etc thing?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Distant Colony - Boardgame - Round 9
« on: August 28, 2013, 03:21:28 pm »
Build: nope uuunless GWG turns out to be a responsible and upstanding colonist HINT HINT
This is a capitalistic planet. If you don't have anything I want, I won't give up my stuff that I want.

Hint: You have to be competitive with my ability to make basic machines.
Our ability, that is.
My ability, actually. He's trying to give me 5 wealth (not all at once) for my ability to make machines. Not worth it.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« on: August 28, 2013, 03:19:19 pm »
((Alright then.

Assuming that there are people who care about your psychological health enough to not let you fester in your malignant thoughts, and assuming no other issues, it should be simple enough to prevent the problems from happening. They're long-term ones, easily solved with a little bit of effort every day.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Stuff
« on: August 28, 2013, 03:18:43 pm »
Carrying a parasol to protect myself from the local sun, set up a folding chair, sit in it, and drink some water. then:
Using a pair of barbeque tongs, place red-hot coals on GWG's chest. listen to his reaction to being cooked while the ants eat him alive and he slowly bleeds out under the desert sun.
Wait for GWG to learn his lesson.
ASSASSINATE GWG AND THEN SET UP A "DAILY HATE HOUR" SO THAT EVERYONE SPENDS AN HOUR HATING GWG.
Impede actions.

Escape torture. Write and publish book on my experiences to destabilize Fniff's totalitarian regime. Gather a force of rebels.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Farmville]
« on: August 28, 2013, 02:40:08 pm »
"NOT TODAY, STEPHEN HAWKING!"
I'd say Hawking would be rolling around in his wheelchair if he was aware of what was going on with these "black holes".

It appears that five person fights are doomed to end in no death.
Strangely, this is a bad thing.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perpublicon: Publishing the Perplexicon
« on: August 28, 2013, 10:05:49 am »
It's all the fun of Team Fortress without all the fun of killing.
So...hats, Jarate, and complaining about campers?
And the EyeLander
Which kills people, so no.
And you're taking my joke too far.

On a related note, I was thinking of adding a series of words related to the tattoo ones; Mutate words that targeted specific body parts or the whole, like tattoos. They would basically work like tattoos but be a bit more organic. Ie if someone used "Mutate left arm fire" it would mutate their left arm into an organic flame thrower or cause it's skin to blacken and it's pores to enlarge and begin spitting out little flames.
That sounds like a hilarious idea, especially if they accidentally combine it with (say) Dog.

....
Wouldnt it be better to say: Left arm Fire Flesh? Or Left Arm Machine Fire Beam?
Which kind of fire?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perpublicon: Publishing the Perplexicon
« on: August 28, 2013, 09:18:14 am »
It's all the fun of Team Fortress without all the fun of killing.
So...hats, Jarate, and complaining about campers?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Farmville]
« on: August 28, 2013, 09:16:43 am »
((Why when there are no updates Bay12 gets so...wierd?))
Updatelessness leads to boredom. Boredom leads to madness(er). Madness(er) leads to weirdness. And weirdness leads to...infractions.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - A Magical School RP
« on: August 28, 2013, 08:19:43 am »
And if it was just a little of that, that's fine.

But that stuff went on for pages.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - A Magical School RP
« on: August 28, 2013, 07:59:47 am »
Of jooooooooooooy. I personally don't find it disturbing really. It could've been MUCH more disturbing.
Discomforting? Uncomfortable? Weird? Regardless, it was that combined with boring.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« on: August 28, 2013, 07:34:55 am »
((@Thearpox: I disagree.))
((Would be fun if Faith never told anyone what happened. That would drive everyone mad.))
(( I'm not sure if it would drive me mad, persay, but I would certainly spend the next half a mission concocting increasingly preposterous theories as to what happened in there. ))
((Judging by what little i remember of mission 10's backstory and the hallelujah screaming synth-flesh berserker at the end the only logical conclusion is... The creatures that created erik had taken over the planet.
Or my real theory that steve was trying to use the populations lack of contact with the radiant one to his advantage and intended to place faith and her synth-flesh visage upon the throne under the guise of the radiant one and leave her there until he could replace her with an identical synthflesh puppetmaster.))
((Yes, yes... spin ever wilder theories in the face of complete silence. :3))
((Someone who cares IC, disable most of Faith's body and demand she tell you!))

19753
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - A Magical School RP
« on: August 28, 2013, 07:34:02 am »
Well the whatever it was was drawn-out, overly long, and disturbing, so enjoy your NPC pregnancy!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Stuff
« on: August 28, 2013, 07:12:27 am »
Start a class action lawsuit for all the governments Fniff has taken over. Sue for leadership of the world.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Experiments in Magic: A perplexicon Game
« on: August 28, 2013, 07:09:05 am »
"Woah! ...You whose name I don't know, what are those?"

Move closer and look at the papers.

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