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2071
>Behind many layers of protection, with magic that lashes against me when I attempt to remove it.<
<That is vague and discouraging.>

"Ho you be?" Meme smiles at her happily.

Mimi is looking around the room, not a care in the world. She also gave Angel candy.
Angel munches on the candy. "Okay, I guess. I could be better..."

"The second workshop is "Protection". Zhengara is a powerful illusionist and trickster. We must be prepared to deal with that when we face him. If possible, I'd like to aquire the services of Loki as an advisor for this workshop. He has the insider knowledge we need, to prevent nasty suprises. We also need to prepare medical supplies."
<I'll double-check Loki's stuff and serve as a backup illusion-and-trick detector.>

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"The final workshop is "Killing". We need as many methods as possible that can harm and kill a god. Jaques daggers are not enough. Forbidden magic, ancient artifacts, the deadliest of poisons - we need to aquire an arsenal with the firepower to kill an immortal."
<I'd put in my two cents, but gods don't work quite right here.>

"Perhaps a fight will not be required, if we can break the layers of obfuscation and protection upon his True Name."
<I'll lead Workshop 5: "Learn the Bastard's True Name," if no one minds. And has a better suggestion.>

"And what do you know about obtaining it?"
"The secret to obtaining some has been lost, known only to a few, most who dislike me and do not wish to help me. The one god who will cannot spare his time to help."
<Ooh, a secret. Is it a secret alloy, a secret ore, or an alloy including secret materials?>

Suddenly, to the Knights, at least, a familiar sound is coming. The sound of bikes, accompanied by, of all things, metal songs.
Constanza walked back to the civvies and got her popcorn while Pally was distracted. The civvies seem to have taken this as a movie, and the crowd starts to gather on both sides, albeit at quite a distance.

A group of squad cars arrives at the back...only to be met by a similar group of gang cars. The police and gang members stare at each other uneasily before trying and failing to pull the rapt crowd to somewhere safe and eventually elect to just set up sandbags.
A few yellow dragons circle in the sky above.
<...An unusual concentration of interesting is happening somewhere, and we aren't involved. How refreshing.>

The bikers cheer as they run off.
"Pussies. Couldn't even fight off a bunch of bikers. You're all just a bunch of two-faced lying sons of bitches!" The bald guy laughs, turning to his lot.
"Come. Let's go. This witch hunt's done, for now. The bastards'll be back, though." The music coming back on, the bikers drive off.
The dragons soar off, following the two groups.

"God damnit, this fucks up my color scheme. I wish this was one of the settings where orichalcum is cyan colored, at least. I guess I'll only use that for god killing."
<You could try pain, you know. You'd probably need to replace it after every fight, but hey, if looks matter that much to you...And if the cutting edge needs to be unpainted, just don't paint the edge.>

ICARUS ignores lack of understanding that a blade that is made to vibrate at extreme frequencies would instantly shatter off al colors applied to it, and that for the metal to have effect, it would be best if there is no color shielding the target..
I'll assume she instead explains this.
<What, you can assemble nanomaterials of extreme strength and sharpness, but you can't make a thin, tough, precise coating of blue?>

"It's a solution full of tiiiiny little robot spiders, smaller than grains of sand, that assemble the sword atom for atom."
<It's also hideously inefficient and delicate, and tends to be slow unless you use even more resources on the process.>

"They can be lazy sometimes--"
<Sometimes they're not?!?>

2072
Why not build only orbital platforms?
Because it's kinda silly?
Until we get linear accelerators built on the surface of moons for a fuel-less launch, it's not that silly at all. Stuff some rocket parts on the head of a rocket and you don't have to worry about balance as much, just fuel. Right now both are free on Kerbin. You also don't have to worry as much about the in game physics engine on surfaces. Whether you do orbital or surface it's likely a good idea to also get the BioMass mod for fuel. Built ships don't come fueled.
No, I mean isn't the idea of orbital launchpads (and hence either building rockets in orbit, or dragging them up to orbit) kinda silly?

I stand corrected.
I think what you said is right for the Mun, though.

2073
We now return to: Bay12 Space Program!

Much to my gladness, I can switch to things from the Tracking Station.

Once we descend to about 20 kilometers above the cyan Minmal surface, I have a bit of a burn to kill our horizontal speed.


It's a useful thing, not falling sideways.

4,000 meters later, we're drifting sideways less than a meter and a half per second and pointing straight up, ready to kill vertical velocity. Our TWR is apparently exactly 29 at this point.
Ten kilometers above the surface, and we're falling at nearly 95 m/s (with a horizontal speed of almost 3.5 m/s, somehow). Over the next most-of-a-kilometer, I reduce it to less than three m/s.
4500 meters up, we've got almost 60 m/s of velocity. Decimating velocity, literally. Unless I've got the literal definition backwards.
Just under two kilometers up, and we're tilted at 70 degrees to bring us a bit closer to the poor marooned kerbonauts. Vertical speed around 40, horizontal around 8. At the end, we're going up and sideways at 25 m/s. Oops.
One kilometer. SASS off, following the Surface-Retrograde marker. (Which is something I'd like MechJeb to do, but whatever.) We burn to kill velocity, or at least reduce it. We go from 34 m/s (combined) to about 3.5, and also go up. Horizontal speed (currently) 2.3; I can probably just burn up from here on out.
500 meters. Burn from a bit over 20 m/s to less than 2 m/s. I can see my shadow.
200 meters. 15 m/s to zero(ish). We're definitely getting close.
100 meters. 8 m/s to -4. Oops.
40 meters. 7 m/s to less than one.
13 meters. 2 m/s to -2. Oops.


Told ya I was good at wasting fuel.

Aaand flawless landing!

Well, we're a bit far from the target. Also, we're on our side. But other than that, flawless!


Halfway through Day 23 of Minmushot, Jeb sees the rescue rocket coming down. He alerts his newfound companion...Archibald?!?


I know I didn't send you up...alright, you're getting a refluff and being added back into the canon. And you're getting a rename.
   
Little comic I just made.


Jeb fills his pack with half of what little monopropellant he could scavenge from the debris of their two rockets and other useful trinkets before preparing to jetpack to the rocket.


It's funny because it's true.

Jeb gets a decent arc going.


It'll take  afew minutes to get there, but that's pretty darn fast. It's like...um...ignoring vertical speed, almost 200 km/h. So, about terminal velocity.

4.5 km above "sea level". The plateau is around four kilometers high here, so I should probably start slowing my fall. So I do. While checking to see if I have a visible shadow, I start going up, reaching a potential apoapsis of 4.8 km ASL. I slow down and--hey, what's that?


A photograb opportunity, of course.

4,300 meters ASL. Slowing down to zero. Not rising this time. Again at 4,000. Again at 3,900. And 3,800. When is the ground? I don't want to miss it. And by "miss" I mean "unexpectedly hit".
Every hundred meters or so, I'm killing my falling and quicksaving. At random intervals, I'm fiddling with my horizontal speed. At 3,550, I fear I might not hit 3,500, so I kill vert. I'm wrong, but at 3,500 I see my shadow. And also that I'm moving horizontally (towards the ship) rather quickly. I slow both horizontal and vertical speed, then...


"Yes! I landed!"

"Yes! I'm closer to the rocket than when I landed!"


Jeb takes a surface sample, then plants a flag in honor of the rescue.


Will anyone ever read this? Archie, maybe.

Nothing left to do but hop up to the cockpit, grab on, and--


"The rocket hit me!"

--that second step is a doozy. Still, Jeb hops up, and slides smoothly into the cockpit on the way down.
Now for Archibald.


"...I cannot believe I'm going to be doing exactly what that maniac just did."

"Well...no time like the present."

In layman's terms: "AAAAAAAHH!"

"Wow the scenery is really pretty from up here AAAAHH!"

Almost done.


Archibald attempts a much more vertical landing than Jeb did, coming in over the site at a fairly high altitude before redirecting his flight.



More comic.

Archie takes a surface sample (ooh, we seem to be on a biome boundary!). And then he tries to hop into the front cockpit, like Jeb...


Comic!

Three or four hops later...


Please don't fall please don't fall please don't fall--YES!

Crap, I've been drawing speech lines the wrong way this whole time!

C'mon, Archie, you were on a ladder one second and the next you were sailing through the lack of air!


A jump, a rocket-pack-jump, and a careful rocket-pack-push later, Archie's in the rocket. And we can try to take off.


Once they calm down.

I manage to torque my way back up to a more vertical position, despite the fact that qweasd didn't line up with the directions one intuitively expects. Thanks to hill and torque, I manage a 45-degree angle before I give up, thanks to the engine and stuff getting in the way. I check MechJeb; we have...1,143 m/s of Δv. Now let's check the Δv map and...


...That's a problem.

Well, then. We don't have enough fuel to get back to Kerbin, even if we fly perfectly. We have a few options of how to remedy this:

1. Fly another rescue craft there, with more fuel and whatnot.
2. Fly a refueling craft there. If it has excess fuel, we can try using KAS fuel lines to refuel it on Minmus.
3. Fly it to orbit around Kerbin, fly another craft to meet it, and have the kerbals EVA to that OH WAIT I suck at rendezvous and microgravity EVA.
4. Try to knock off some weight, somehow. That big fuel tank in back, maybe.
5. Send a small kethane rig up, have it mine fuel, proceed to Plan 2.

So. Which of the four plans will we do?

2074
Roll To Dodge / Re: Thawed (Selina AWOL)
« on: April 12, 2014, 03:47:48 pm »
No turn yet, but I did finish something vaguely relevant to the game.

A compilation of a bunch of parodies of Let It Go.

Just thought you might be interested.

2075
My money is on "Kerbals die when the rescue-ship lands on them"
Hey!

MechJeb will land RIGHT on top of another vehicle. Directly. It's damn good at that.
BOOM
I don't have Landing Autopilot researched yet. Even if I did, I understand that it's a bit on the fuel-inefficient side, and I'm good at fuel-inefficient landings all on my own.

What was the fatal flaw of the redesign?
What, the one that made it to Minmus? I haven't found it yet.


Anyways, I'd say that I hadn't updated just to increase tension, but it was actually due to a combination of RL stuff and finishing this. So, yeah. It's uploaded now, so I'll be able to get to work on the update.

2077
"No fawder, Meiosis!" Meme sends Angel Will's explanation thingy that I retconned into existance 1000+ pages ago.

Mimi is very huggy.
Angel hugs back, more or less understanding.

"And the summoning?"
"It can be done. You will have to find another way of binding him, as he has obscured his True Name from me and all other binding methods I know cannot hold him."
<How well is it obscured?>

2078
Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: April 12, 2014, 10:25:42 am »
Sean:
1. Or kung fu master tortoise, to Americans. Didn't I just say that? :P Anyways, I'm a bit doubtful that we'd have to worry about anything that would be stopped by the door.
2. So? We'd end up, what, in the elevator shaft? We'd just cause more damage to the ship we're trying to capture, make a bunch of noise, possibly kill one or more members of the team, and end up facing the same thing anyways.
3. And how is this different than literally every other section of corridor in the entire ship?

Paris:
Does confusion count as an emotion? It seems like robots (or whatever replicants are) could get confused.
Earworm mission?

2079
"Hi Angel! Dis my daughter! She Mimi!"

"HI!"
They both hug her happily!
"Oh...um...who's the father?"

2080
Aedan flips off Will.
"What?"

Meme and Mimi teleport to Angel!
"Meme! And...um...huh?"

"...And?"
"And Gods don't do that where I'm from?"
"Oh. They don't not do it where I'm from, and they seem to do it a lot here. Chat with Anima or Yuri on the subject sometime."

2081
Why not build only orbital platforms?
Because it's kinda silly?

2082
Sush, otherwise Nuriel is pregnant many time over.
You can't get impregnated if there's already a baby in you.
And she only slept with Kyle once, didn't she?

2083
"What's so special about that?"
Or carets/brackets/whatever is Lunette wandered off at some point.
"Because he's a god and he's here with us?"
"...And?"

"Ah, welcome Anima. Before we can begin any planning at all, we need the opinion of an expert. Is it possibly to summon a god forcibly, and through whatever means, keep him from fleeing once summoned?"
<As to the second part...have you considered a noose? Ideally made of a chain? Holds most things.>

Yomiko just looks at Will and shrugs, "Dunno."
"Fair."
Will begins examining it himself, hoping to determine other useful facts like that.

2084
Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: April 12, 2014, 10:05:01 am »
@GWG: It's my favourite question from the Voight-Kampff test. It's absurd (why would a tortoise be in the desert?) but it is a nice description/story/question and it produces the greatest emotional response (at least for me) which is what the test is supposed to measure.
1. Two seconds on Google. It's an American movie; Americans call the ones that live on land tortoises, and the ones that live in water turtles.
2. The only response it would elicit from me is confusion. "I dunno. That doesn't sound like something I'd do, so I can't use my knowledge of myself to figure out why the hypothetical me would do that."

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...And this is a good thing, how?
If the doors open to a firing squad of sods or a grenade...
...And this is a good thing, how?
It won't automatically open, giving people in the elevator a chance to get their assorted fecal matter together and react appropriately to whatever may be beyond the doors. Or to elect to exit the elevator by other means.
1. We won't know what's on the other side until we open the doors.
2. We can't really exit by other means.
3. How would the UWM know we were exiting through that elevator at that time, fast enough to scramble a sodsquad there?

2085
And let's just figure that since it's magic jizz it knows not impregnate people when their owner tries to avoid it.
Doesn't that more or less negate the original purpose?

Isn't there a sig thread?
Aye. I've got three posts in it.

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Also we should probably cycle out the taglines of the threads.
Aye.

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