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Not again...

Irros. Zentol is candy, here, while Garstopit...well, why don't you test it?

((KylexEvery Girl in TA, RotMG, and LaFoTM. Both of them. And Persona 3 and 4.))

I'm sure he'd appreciate the restitution from how hard we've been on him.

"Hmm..
Mountains diminish..
is it time?"

Took you long enough.

((Wouldn't Kyle be sterile?))

Why would he be? Fairies and humans are pretty similar, especially with magic to smooth out the genetic issues.

SAVE AGAINST DISEASE!: [1] AUTOCRITFAIL.
...
*evil grin*
LESBIAN BABIES.[/b]

Babies are a disease?
And wouldn't the impregnation roll be separate from the disease roll?
...And why are two girls getting each other pregnant?

((...How the heck will missions work!?))

Well, to start with, Selina and Victoria won't know they're pregnant for a while.
...Wait, how did Victoria get pregnant? Isn't she some kind of eldritch abomination angel thingy?

((At this point the sanest people are an emotionless robot girl-expy and the angry marine.))

Nope. Angerus doesn't get nearly that high, what with his violence, xenophobia, fanaticism, etc.
And why is Angel not on the list? Or Fluffy?

You, on the other hand, are fine-tuned to be able to fight IMMEDIATELY whenever needed, so your gestation period is magically accelerated to a couple days.))

This should be hilarious.
For convenience, let's assign the gestation a period of 50 hours and say a human gestation is 275 days. Thus, five and a half days or so of gestation will pass each hour. Use this information with care.

((No. Victoria will have one in a week and Selina will have one normally.))

That throws off my calculations. So, let's say it takes 150 hours; thus, each hour would be a bit under two days.

((I'm gonna trust you all to track your stat incrases, okay? That way I can just go 'make a dex' and not have to deal with remembering all the shit <_<))

Alright, can do. Where'd I put Angel's stats?...
Has Angel done any checks yet?

"Me... p-p-p-pregnant..."

When did Selina find out that she was pregnant?

((Yeah, Victoria being weird is fine, but I draw the line at people that are not me breaking the laws of physics and somehow doing it through their clothes. GMVeto.))

Actually, it's the laws of biology that would be violated. Which has been done by an eldritch abomination with no reason to have any reproductive system at all had a child with a part-demon human, when both were female.
You're fine with two beings with two reasons not to be able to have children with each other impregnating each other, but not that they could do the horizontal tango while the reality-screwing one was clothed?

Vornar looks at Victoria, then at Selina.
Fucking knew this would happen. Well, if you need a babysitter, I'll do it.

Ahaha no. I think that Nikki would be a better babysitter.
...Okay, maybe not her, but pretty much anyone else.

((I REALLY hope that the child isn't male, having the Boner Mage as a baby sitter might result in being educated in certain things much earlier than they're supposed to.))

IRL, organisms who reproduce with two females always result in a female. Since the baby would be part-EA-with-female-form, part-(female-)human, and have a dash of succubus, I'd imagine that they're going to have a little girl. Or twin girls or something.

Quote from: Gamerlord on August 17, 2013, 12:11:16 am

((Ragnarok, how are the book research things coming?))

((To be perfectly honest pretty shittily. Work leaves little energy for writing shit and as much as I'd love to write shit in between calls to use, there's no way to bring it home.))

Have you considered using Google Docs for that stuff?

Quote from: Gamerlord on August 17, 2013, 01:09:56 am

Quote from: RangerCado on August 17, 2013, 01:09:09 am

"W-w-w-why... V-vornar...?" Selina asks, still rather nervous and freaked out.

Because you are part succubus and Victoria is a spirit of death. This baby is going to be AWESOME.

"THIS MOTHERFUCKER, I AGREE WITH HIM!"

Seeing as Victoria would probably be perceived as a daemon--closest thing to her that exists in his homeuniverse--and Selina is part-daemon, I'm surprised at how enthusiastic Angerus is.

"I'd rather not call it a 'monster'... I don't think it would be any more idiosyncratic than Angel at most..."

Wait, why Angel?

"Is there something wrong? You seem really embarrassed..."

To be honest, I'd be more worried if she wasn't embarrassed.

Also I kinda want to join RotMG with Angerus, just to get down and start fucking with some heads.

As long as he limits his xeno-slaying to Layar, why not?

PinkxSelina's Child.

Wait until the baby's born and big enough to understand what "shipping" means! Geez!
Which leads into a question I've been having: Will Victoria's and Selina's baby develop faster? Ie, will she age a year every week-and-change for a few months or will she age a year every year?

Seriously, you say nobody ships him yet to the guy who gets called the god of shipping?

Nobody's shipped Angel yet!
You have no escape.

The only person who hasn't threatened to kill anyone or shown multiple personalities is less sane than the Patron Saint of Penile Detonations.

What about Angel?
And why is "The Patron Saint of Penile Detonations" so funny to read?

But doesn't that also facilitate behavior that contradicts established stuff? You're essentially letting the dice flesh out your character, which is cool but if I join this is probably not going to be something I do.

More like "rolling to see if the character acts in the one-dimensional way or if s/he breaks out of his/her mold:.
Example: Selina wants to kiss Victoria. However, Selina is shy. If she rolls at least a 12 on her not-shyness roll, she kisses Victoria. If she rolls less than a 6-7, she blushes and moves away. Throw in an overshot for 20 and you've got the general idea.

HOLYCHRISTTHISFLOORISAMAZNOYING

FTFY.

-1 to all suggestions of interacting with the Hellyfish, let's ignore them and leave them be for now.

Slap ourselves. Observe grid changes.

+1

The Angels follow Alex.

The three of them wander around a while, because the Angels aren't sure where "home" is.

How the fuck is @Ragnarok going to react to the fact that Angerus smashed his way into the hot-tub, Selina and Victoria may or may not have had sex and everyone else is discussing various romance novels while Meme is squirming inside of Angel's shirt?

While Fluffy was doing the same in Meme's.

I'm hoping that Nikki takes notice. Some time not long from when I come online tomorrow, because I'm going to try to get a decent's night sleep after staying up until almost 1 for two nights in a row.

Wait, is this Starcrossed more like Twilight or 50 Shades of Gray?