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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Updates slowed, new questionnaire
« on: August 16, 2013, 08:41:04 am »
Which would cause even more environmental damage.
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Oric = Saxton Hale???Don't be crazy.
-We can only do that once a month each though so she'll be fine-Weakling. What, you don't want Red to take over at inconvenient times, embarrassing Selina in front of those she...actually, this is making Red sound like Nuriel.
Victoria is now feeling a bit faint from her heavy blushing.Careful, Selina could sue for schtick theft.
Well fuck. I never expected a 20 to happen while Victoria was hypnotized...
((BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!))
-Fade Out-
((I'm just thankful that Selina isn't 16 yet so the succubus problems won't come into play.))
YES! I FOUND A LOOPHOLE!Part of me wants to know what was happening and why Selina and Victoria's lack of sexual knowledge would matter, but part of me...doesn't.
Selina had no idea what the hell a penis is so I doubt she'd know how to have intercourse with Victoria.
And Victoria has interest in such things so she would know either...
Yep. Plus possibly animating them....So, you're planning to make Selina draw porn?
My guess? The 'random karma roll' will get both of you pregnant.That would be, um...something.
Neither of them are futunari! ...Don't look that one up...Too late.
Plus, all the stuff i learned about plate movements and continents and creating realistic fantasy maps kicked in, even though I know hey dont apply here D:Which stuff?
((Did I get a -1 for the destroyed lab or because engines aren't covered under Systems Engineer? What is, if the latter?))"I'd be surprised if destroyed labs didn't make things harder, Engineer Kerblore. By the way, have the interns seriously injured anyone today?"
TEAM RELIGION FIRES BACK!Before I respond, how seriously do you want me to take you?
YOU KNOW WHAT SCIENCE HAS? TEST TUBES. BUT WHAT DO WE HAVE? BRICKS.
BRICKS > TEST TUBES
It's either flour, cocaine or a hell of a lot of powdered explosive. Is that even a thing?((Fun fact: Flour can pass for any of those except cocaine.))
((By the way, you know what would be a "funny" way to deal with the rebellion?((I firmly oppose any horrible action whose justification includes the Bible.))
Offer the topless women to the people. They will rape them, and then hopefully disperse.
And this is actually not a rape joke. That's actually happened in history, with the Bible, book of Prophets being the prime example. Just something to consider. Except that so many people will probably be offended by it, that it's probably not really practical on this forum.))