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"What do you mean?"

"Um..." Angel hugs back.

END SIDETHINGY. PLEASE.

Meme stops tickling Angel's Mom for a second to stare at Richard.

"Shipping...? What that?" She asks innocently.

"It's transporting goods by ship."

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CRAZY STUFF

Angel ends up in an embrace with Alistair from the...whatever Kyle did. She shrieks, slaps Alistair, and runs across the room. After a bit of recovery, she removes Meme from her shirt and hugs her tightly.

Mary ends up naked, but doesn't seem to notice.

Angel's mother is nearly naked, with her clothes aside from underwear in a neat pile next to her, as well as still being unconscious.

I've been busy.

Survey: +2 Wealth
Colonization: Take an Unskilled worker
Production: Activate Farm and Harvester (+1 Food, +1 Basic Resources, -1 Food)

Angel shows up.

"Huh."

"Trust me, we'd know if this thing'd done that. Pray you never see one that does."

Aimed at Angel?

"When I was just a pet people always tried to neuter me."

Given the context, this is darkly hilarious.

((Why the hell is the talking cat the only normal one here?))

Because I was offline.

Quote from: Sentient Bowtie on August 13, 2013, 11:19:21 pm

These people are stupid. They can't stop bickering long enough to pay their respects.
The only polite ones around here are Selina, Angel and I.
You're half right.

((*clears throat*))

Bless you.

((Shes going to try and make a moving painting, like the ones in Harry Potter))

It's probably been rolled for, but I hope it works!

((WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ.))

No frikkin' clue.

((Do I have to spell it out? Basically I gave her a lady-boner by increasing blood flow to certain regions.))

Um, I'm pretty sure that biology doesn't work that way...

((Projected thoughts on how the date between Selina and Victoria will go.
A. It will end perfectly fine with Selina feeling a bit more confident about herself.
B. Someone will interupt the date at an embarrassing moment, or to make it more embarrassing.
C. Selina faints at some point and ends up laying on Victoria in a very... unladylike way.
D. One of the personalities gets out.
...why do I have a feeling it will either be Vivian, Nikki, Angel, or Vornar who will end up being the person in B?))

Experience.
Luckily, Angel's player is still busy.

((No. If this is for real, I'm done.))

To be fair, it's about time his general jerkiness gets Karma'd.
This means that Vivian's the likeliest date-interrupter.

...and (6... crap!) soaking the front of her shirt and part of her pants.

That sounds painful. Unless it was iced tea.

[6] She ends up drawing on overly cute, stylized picture of a young lady with <insert description of non-psycho Demons Run here>
"I think I might have gotten a bit carried away ♥"

And then Selina brings her into existence, making a TwiAc!Yuri.

Rag, if this is the kind of shit you're going to pull, then I don't want to play anymore. A fucking luck roll for whether my dick explodes when I wasn't doing anything? Fuck this.

You have a funny definition of "Not doing anything"...
Punishment fits the crime. If you show off your nether regions, you're going to be Barbified.

"Selina, are you drunk?"
-glomps without shirt on-
"Yep..."

"Hi, Selina, sorry I'm late to the party. Why aren't you wearing a shirt?"

"Uh-huh..."

((rag, when you read this please don't forget Angel's earlier question.))