May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
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I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!Pretty broad.
"Map this place out, Grate, and help me coordinate with the others. Find someone in authority who conducts the security detail.""Yes, ma'am! Did you hear something?"
((I think we are at the house...))((Oh. It was vague and I wasn't paying much attention.))
The wall explodes in two.Angel shrieks. Her mother screams.
The occupants of the room are showered in debris and smoke!
A large, purple, horned beast rears up from the hole!Now Angel screams.
It looks around, snarling.
"Would you like it better if I took off my shirt?"Oh for the love of the Saints.
Selina's eyes go wide as shes kissed. Her entire body glows white for a few seconds before changing, her clothes now a jump suit, her hair teal, and lightning tattoos all over her body."Huh."
"That was unexpected, but alright. That was a good kiss Stella, though a bit more passion may be needed in it, it was still very nice." She smiles at Stella happily.
"Who else wants to try this little experiment and have little friends like Itsy, Vremya, and Karina?" Ghost says as she throws a pink ring to Kyle."Ooh! Ooh! I want a fairy! ...Unless you want to make something different..."
This solem female dragonling has slanted, slit-pupiled, night-black eyes. She is bald. She is very tall and has a graceful build. Her skin is covered in armor-like, red scales. Her face has traits like those of a snake's. She has bony plates on the side of her head that function as ears. She has clawlike hands and human-like feet. She has insectile wings. She has a small tail that has sawlike bony blades on each side. Her wardrobe is simple and dignified, with a mostly brown and gray color scheme."Eep...um...maybe not a fairy..." Angel's glance as she looks at Ruby flicks from the dragon-girl's wings to the blades to the claws to the spikes Kyle added and the creepy face, and then back to the wings.
Ghost shows the drawing to Kyle.
"Good?"
((Angel no! ...Facepalm!))On the bright side, I'm not sure if she actually had time to eat much before the briefing.
I cannot believe we are RPing an arguement over who has the bigger penis. What is wrong with us?A lot.
What's going on?I found a chance to get online.
There's a ding-dong sound.Okay, this looks important. I wish I had had time to read this far last night. (I almost did...but didn't.)
"This is an announcement: Freshman teams Alpha, Beta, Delta, and Omega are to report to the main briefing chambers on the second floor immediately. Repeat: Alpha, Beta, Delta, Omega to the briefing chambers..."
Each of the team leads rushes to get ahold of their teams and lead them to the second floor and into a large, sparse room.
There are four students there already, near the very back of the room.
"This still won't stop me from talking about how my dick's bigger than your-Quoted to remind you of the five-year-old girl who was listening.
what?"
Can't we just lobotomise Selina? Her reacting to every little thing that is said is getting annoying.Angel glares her most enraged glare at Vornar. He probably finds it cute.
"... What the hell did I just witness?""When you figure it out, can you tell me?"
She leads them off to the door that had been found some time ago with the symbol on it, touching the symbol with her right hand. It flashes green for a moment, then opens.Angel goes in.
"Come on in."
The Armory: You know that scene in the matrix with the guns? Imagine that, but with every type of weapon you can think of."Um..." Angel is lost. She's not even sure what to get! She looks for someone knowledgeable.
"Oh. That's unfortunate.""So...Nikki, do you want some jello? I hear it's pretty good.""Unless they made it with blood, it'd just taste like ash."
