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No hard feelings from me.

"YEOUCH! Buddy, imma go palpatine on your ass!"

(Dark Sorceror): Go Palpatine on his ass.

That's pretty vague. Are you going to summon a pale-faced evil politician to attack his hindquarters?

Quote from: dermonster on August 02, 2013, 06:59:28 pm

Quote from: BFEL on August 02, 2013, 06:49:13 pm

Latin Lover: Cleverly dance the salsa so that the Latinas end up in fiery patches, rip off shirt and reveal speedo as necessary.

Spoiler: I'm sorry. I just. (click to show/hide)

That is hilarious, and probably represents Abel really well
Also I forgot to mention that Gatleos found the perfect image for what he would look like earlier.

Science Fiction: Shoot Alien Horrors.

How many turns have I missed?

THROUGH THE FRONT WINDOW!
"OHHH YEAH!"

[5] You do so.

-snip-
"What are you waiting for..." The man muttered to himself as he watched the three warily. He's always wondered what monsters see when he's around, now might be a chance... Love tried to, subtly, tap into what they were seeing, thinking, hearing, etc with his telepathic powers.

[3] You see blurred images and hear vague sounds. This seems to be from the eye one's point of view. It sees some sort of large vehicle driving at the drug store. [1] Poor guy must be crazy.

Check out the theme of the super hero team. Also do they provide uniforms and is spandex optional?

The theme is "Superheroes willing to sign up with--" ((Oh geez I need a whole new section just for the out-of-towners)) "--Swamp Mage". Also no and yes.

Consciousness  powers, ACTIVATE!

[2] Thank goodness you're not a superhero called Conscious Man, because if you were you would lose so much from truth-in-advertising laws...

Untangle self.

[6] You whirl yourself untangled, which causes more loud sounds.

"So, Ms. Paladin, what now? Do you know of any shelters nearby?"

Ask Paladin if she knows any safe place around here. Think if I have any relatives in Illinois I could stay with.

[5] "Yeah, there's a Superhero Safehouse about two blocks down the street. We should--"
What you should do is obscured by the sound of a crashing truck hitting a drug store.
[5] And you do have family, your son who lives in Chicago. He's a banker or something like that.

crawl out of newly formed crater and kill any surviving assailants.

Return to quest for phlebotinum.

[2] They've evidently fled or something.
Returning home, [6] you discover an excellent way to get phlebotinum: Trigger some alerts so the CPD's Supervillain Threat Response Issue Epsilon unit responds. And by "n excellent" I mean " dangerous". And by "responds," I mean "shows up at the apartment, not that you'd care".

MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!
So yeah, go absorb the crap out of it

Might I remind you that it doesn't work unless it's in contact with your living tissue? And that skin is dead?

Morph my non-lance arm into a spiked club and beat Grey Merrow with it.

[6] Grey Merrow is unconscious. Adi is, um...where's PM go?

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Non-Chicago characters:

Angel smiled at the nibble.

Nikki giggles, nuzzling Angel. "But you're stiiiiill the best~"

"Th-thanks, Nikki..."

"You two are weird"

Angel looks at Fluffy, tries to glare, and looks away.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on August 02, 2013, 05:06:39 pm

Yes, but...underdog?!?

And no cannibalistic power absorption?

She want a challenge.

Which brings me back to the underdog question...

"Why did that little kid bite the other little kid. I'm so confused, I'm a talking cat, I shouldn't be the normal one."

...What? A "glomp" is a hug.
Exhibit A.

For the 'how the christ did Fortuna pick up Angel' question:
She used to spar with a Lycan.
That could beat people to death with ENTIRE TREES.
She got pretty strong.

Ah, magic. How you screw up my common-sense-based assumptions.