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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« on: July 30, 2013, 02:37:23 pm »
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((For dice rolls, in theory, Yuri, Catherine and Annie get modifiers as they are already experienced fencers and kendo practitioners. Richard and Kyle would get smaller ones, probably.))((Could we justify Angel's rolls by saying she's talented at fencing and give her a bonus?))
"Im not sure what my name is. I teleported and have no idea how. And ended up here to get away from..." *Scratches head* "I think it was a explosion? Invasion? Something like that."[2] They shoot you.
Build a space fish armada out of Popsicles and go around the galaxy eating pickles....
Space pickles.
Destroy that universe, but escape before it is destroyed. Except leave the Tangled portion alive.[6] You destroy all of it. Even you. Respawn?
[3] You make a new Disney-like universe.Destroy that universe, but escape before it is destroyed. Except leave the Tangled portion alive.Invert the destruction!
"Oh i would too, but shes been thinking of you with a tail, even thinking of some sketches to make later. She thinks you'd be adorable with it and so do I... your vampire friend probably would too.""Oh, um..." Angel pauses. "I-I, um..."
"Vampire friend?""Professor Nikki."
That's Udil's job.*Kills all life on the planet**Points at the now Volcanic Continent of Dwarves**points to Neyravah's corpse*Hey, what did dwarves ever do to you?I'm tempted to join in with an ascendant dwarf. I might have my app here later on.Note to self: Do not give dwarves anything.
"Um... I'll... I'll try Angel..." Selina gets ready to fight Angel... if hesitantly as she doesn't want to hurt her."Okay, if you feel--"
(1... ouch)"...um..."
Selina suddenly drops to her knees as a particularly powerful wave of pain sweeps through her burned body, as she clutches her chest.
"AH... that... ow... it-it burns..." Selina looks to be in a lot of pain.
No. Why would I drink blood?you don't drink beverages because you're an illborn vampireI never drink... wine.I don't drink any kind of alcoholic beverage. Or carbonated. Or caffeinated.
and in league with lichenstein and the illuminati and plotting to steal our precious body fluids for your evil fluidshape purposes