May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
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Gold: Some books teach you spells straight-up. others take a long time and a lot of reflection. But yes, you'll eventually learn a spell from any one of these books, if you're capable.In that case: Y. Unless roleplaying interferes.
"Anything new? Thought about getting that tail? Selina thinks it would be adorable by the way." She winks at her, a strange smile on her face."Do you mean that you would find it adorable, or that Selina would?"
((The curse of Ivan? How is Ivan even tagentally related here?))((Yes, but not of the same species.((She's female.))Zeph successfully reboots Vich's suit and his radio at the same time. You knew there was a reason you kept her around. Beyond the pleasant curves and the chance of repopulating this barren, hellish world with her, that is.((Wait, what chance?))
Actually, it has a 1/1296 chance assuming perfect randomness. random.org seems to roll in "streaks," making this much more likely.[4][4]...huh....yeah I think I need to reroll thatPresent Exhibit B: Facebook photographs of the Defendant planting the offending flowers in the designated yard.
Objection! Clearly those photographs are rather crudely forged.[6][6] OH FUCK YOU RANDOM.ORG!
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[4][4] GODDAMMIT
[6][6] WHUT. I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS STATISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
((What did they do to Vich?))Quoteuh...Maybe. I guess we could do that? But I'm not sure what that would look like. What happens when someone has -5 int? Are they comatose or just severely mentally retarded? -5 dex is probably comatose.((The problem with that, is that HMRC would just give that person robot body, which would reset it back to 0/-1. Or do what they did in the case of Vich, which would once again reset them to default.))
Zeph successfully reboots Vich's suit and his radio at the same time. You knew there was a reason you kept her around. Beyond the pleasant curves and the chance of repopulating this barren, hellish world with her, that is.((Wait, what chance?))
The old woman is raping her long nails on the bar((Please be a typo.))
Fuuuuuuuuuckkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu GWG!!!You started it when you made my prophet insane multiple times and tried to break up my religious gatherings.
